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Title: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 29, 2008, 12:57:19 AM

A haiku is an unrhymed 17 syllable poem of Japanese origin. It usually has a seasonal reference. The structure is:

line one - 5 syllables, line two - 7 syllables, line three - 5 syllables

TM  twisted ……..A Dirty, erotic,  or just plain fun haiku

He told her not to
She lifts up her hem higher
He tugs panties down

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator


There may be a few linguistic nuances ~ * Grins*
Cambridge American
http://www.dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=medicine*1+0&dict=A
Cambridge British
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?dict=CALD&key=49637&ph=on



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 29, 2008, 08:28:39 AM
So I take it the goal of this game is for us to write a Haiku?

And make it dirty, erotic or just plain fun?

*gives it a whirl*


She goes down on him
He lays back and relaxes
Petting dogs is fun

Like that? *grins*

Thanks for the new game tess!!!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 29, 2008, 01:54:27 PM
uh huh just like that ..........

Against the door
He teased with his tongue
She grinds harder


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 29, 2008, 03:54:01 PM
Okay I have to call you on this one!  You really need to check the number of syllables in a word! *chuckles*

You have a 4 - 5 - 4 I think?

More like a Hai!

Must be all those birthday preparations?

She is making plans
Trying to get it all done
It has undone her






Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 29, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
*laughing*

So you think a blonde
And dismiss because of that?
Take this and that. Sir - or - Yes, Probably right.. ;D

Better give the "ku" too

Pushed against the door
He teased, licked with his tongue tip
She grinds hips harder


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 29, 2008, 11:21:57 PM
Ohhhhh! Much better!


I did read it twice
And needed both hands to count
But you did it right!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 30, 2008, 12:26:27 AM
Flattered, smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me! :o

whispers ........and I did! *grins*




Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 30, 2008, 07:49:38 AM
6-7-5?

*whispers* Flattered is 2 syllables.


Try an abacus
For counting the syllables
Would that help you out?


*blinks innocently*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 30, 2008, 10:30:52 AM
*shit* PMSL

smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me :P

Well what do you know
Yes. Will do a smart retort
When abacus arrives ::)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 30, 2008, 12:19:13 PM
Okay.  I have to think you are taking the Mickey on me?

As both of these are off now.

*bites tongue to keep from laughing*

Umm tess?

If you take away 2 syllables from 6 you have 4 left.

So now it is 4-7-5 on the first one?

And the second one is a 5-7-6?

*wipes the tears from my eyes from trying not to laugh*

When ab a cus ar rives

*gives up and sits down laughing until my stomach hurts*


She has a new game
But does not understand it
I am such a shit!   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 30, 2008, 02:03:14 PM
*PMSL*

My tummy hurts more!!!
And what moi? take the mickey????
nope,pure blonde blinks twice.

Yes! smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me

Well what do you know
Yes. Will do a smart retort
When abacus here


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on September 30, 2008, 11:27:49 PM
Thanks to Temptess for the new game

Thanks for the new game
We will do our best to play
Continue onwards!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 01, 2008, 08:02:00 AM
*writes Haru a ticket for excessive syllables in a 7 syllable zone*


More words then allowed
I feel compelled to show you
Can you say anal?   :D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 01, 2008, 01:05:21 PM
*laughing* and boy you know I count yours so closely every time DTM
One of these days.....

think anal is good
When mixed with a sense of style
Mutters, and counts yours.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 01, 2008, 02:13:08 PM
Apology and Editing

I thought I was fine
I was so thoroughly wrong
This time it is right.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 02, 2008, 12:22:47 AM

Where’s the chloroform?
Damn it - He’s starting to stir
Waxing is not complete 


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 02, 2008, 09:07:59 AM
*cracking up as I issue you a ticket*

Although I am ALMOST positive the 's add a syllable I am positive the last line has 6 anyways.  So you're busted either way.

Nice story line though. Yikes! and Ouch!


Overanalyze
It is what I like to do
I so need a life!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 02, 2008, 10:05:11 PM
May have to call you on that *grins* I still think it is right.

Lasciviously
She licks,his tip "Delicious" 
Delectable, man


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 03, 2008, 10:18:04 AM
Call me on that?  What? The apostrophes?  Okay maybe.

But the last line.....

Wax-ing is not com-plete

You think that is 5 syllables? *snorts*

*whispers* When does the abacus arrive?


It is not too hard
but if you keep licking it
It will get harder




Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 03, 2008, 12:27:05 PM
It arrives tomorrow *mutters*


So will licking lead
To fornication or just
Dual masturbation?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 03, 2008, 02:51:22 PM
Weekend

The weekend is here.
Enjoy football sundays, ya!
Rest up your muscles.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 04, 2008, 11:02:27 PM
Such a pretty girl
Her pigtails were like handles
No Cheques, Cash Only Please


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 05, 2008, 01:09:53 PM
*cracking up*

tess, tess, tess  *shakes my head*

Your last two both have 6 in the last line.

Du-al Mas-tur-ba-tion

No cheques, Cash on-ly please

*puts my gold stars away for the day*


She was so ready
He was not in the mood yet
Off to get shoes then


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 05, 2008, 01:38:33 PM
Sunday NFL

Go Forty Niners!
Stay injury free due to
Fantasy league too.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 05, 2008, 04:11:59 PM
He wanted it quick
She could not resist asking
"As opposed to what?"


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 06, 2008, 03:30:39 AM
Cheque ~ One syllable thou Check er had two.
Note: thou the word Dual has two vowels i.e A and U .....the linguistic nuances of the Australian language pronounces the word "Jewl" not Do al or Du al but "Jewl"
One syllable ....

Therefore we need to clarify that if it will be based on vowels not pronunciation.

Perhaps it is time
See the writing on the wall
Haiku is not me........

But then again……”meh”.
Who would get a ticket?
If I was not here?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 06, 2008, 08:42:56 AM
*tries not to crack up*

Ummm I never said cheque was two syllables.  It is the word "only" I'm thinking has more then one?  So if there are 5 words in the line and one has 2 syllables.......  I'm just saying. *chuckles*

And I use Yahoo dictionary to double check (cheque?) syllables.  Thus dual = 2.  ALthough I suppose calling Oz rules on me can work in that case.

But I so can't let the latest one go.

Who would get a tick-et = 6

Unless you're going to try to convince me that Aussie's pronounce would as 2 syllables? Wuh-ood?

And you know you like getting tickets.  As you're waiting to get enough that I arrest you and put you in the cuffs. *blinks*


She wants the tickets
So he will tell her to spread
And put the cuffs on


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 07, 2008, 06:13:05 PM
She likes them tight
To feel secure and safe
But wiggles any way.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 07, 2008, 08:55:29 PM
No Topic

I had no clue for
A topic for this haiku
So Hug a Mailbox!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 07, 2008, 09:03:11 PM
tess!

Okay now I think you are taking the Mickey!

4-6-6?



Some beers and good food
Now my tummy is too full
I will sleep tonight!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 08, 2008, 12:31:03 AM
*behaves*

Alas, dear Poobah
I will I do I promise ;D
Wasn’t me, buddy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 08, 2008, 01:38:57 PM
Poobah of this place
It puts a grin on my face
Until I get maced



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 08, 2008, 05:09:00 PM
To Mace or not  Mace
It's all downhill from there
rock scissors paper


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 08, 2008, 11:23:16 PM
A bold little girl.
something matters very much
Looks for a star stamp :(


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 09, 2008, 08:16:12 AM
*laughs*

Well I am still protesting whether possessive "s" adds a syllable or not! 

Thus your second to last one is questionable IMHO.  And I am DTM after all.   ;D

(Although your last one is correct!)

Still waiting for a "clean" non-disputable one. *fingers my Gold star sheet*


Sometimes I want this
And sometimes I prefer that
A politician


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 09, 2008, 10:46:37 AM

If your possessive notation relates to "It's" I can satisfy your concern
it is ONE syllable.  ;D


A sob myself blue
first I beg  and now hardball
I have been so good! :o


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 09, 2008, 12:21:05 PM
Ummm. So if "It's" = 1 syllable then that Haiku was a 5-6-5.  If you had used "It is" then it would have worked.

It's all down-hill from there = 6

It is all down-hill from there = 7

I swear I'm just following the rules you listed at the start of this game!

So begging for gold
On a Haiku that is wrong
You will wait for long



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 09, 2008, 02:41:36 PM
I always fancied
A Possessive Man trait. No
Characteristic!


I have given up
My longing for a star stamp
Elephant instead!!!!!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 09, 2008, 04:09:55 PM
And then there were two
Both following all the rules
Two gold stars for you!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 09, 2008, 08:39:59 PM
Thanksgiving weekend
Early for us Canucks, eh?
Yanks get it next month.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 12, 2008, 09:42:27 PM
Oh no the pressure !
is measured by star amount!
Two so far. Sweet bliss





Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 13, 2008, 10:53:25 AM
Aerio my cat
Blocking my screen and wanting
His food right now, eh!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 13, 2008, 10:01:57 PM
It’s not about you
it's not even about me
Its how many stars. :o


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 14, 2008, 08:47:21 AM
The Price is Right, bitch
Drew or Bob, it is all good
Spin that wheel pronto!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 14, 2008, 09:21:55 AM
Looks at all the lines
Sees how good everyone does
Gold stars all around!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 14, 2008, 10:39:38 PM
Whohoooooo *does a lil dance*

Phone broken again
Yet another one bites the dust.
I am pure Luddite.  :-\


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 16, 2008, 09:33:58 AM
Uh oh!  A 5-8-5

A-noth-er = 3 *frowns*


Yes he is writing
Tickets for the bad haiku
Did you miss me much?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 17, 2008, 05:22:40 AM
No! No! and No! Stamps foot I deleted the Yet!  :o*mutters @ self*
Bugger  >:(

Is a white lie ok?
Or a sin of omission?
Is weather nice there? :P





Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 17, 2008, 10:48:11 AM
Please let the Rays win
Not another Red Sox win
World Series coming!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 17, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
A white lie maybe
But ok is more then one
Ticketed again!  ;)



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 17, 2008, 06:17:08 PM
first try... waits for the judging...

tummy is hungry
tormented with images
now need to go eat


 ???


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 17, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
Tri tip is yummy
All secreted with flavor
Raven does not know.   :(


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 17, 2008, 07:38:47 PM
now i have eaten
the drooling has stopped for now
its time for champagne


 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 17, 2008, 07:41:49 PM
Stopped threw me a bit
But it is perfect again
Is tess taking notes?  ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 17, 2008, 11:58:29 PM
I don’t think she is
She knows the secret you see
Simplification

Besides without me
It would be a total snore
A blonde A asset

No one else to tease
No topping to be done. See
A public whip E! :P

Should I? Perhaps. Thinks
Make this Haiku separate
Raven told you see.

About the post count
I am ahead already
Lucky Lucky me!  ;D

Never mess with  tess   ;)
She may be one syllable
But she CAN Haiku

Much  Much  Much better
Than  a miserable one
Or even a two

Have fun pretty please
You may need to Count again
Extraordinary :P



(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/f0a8af1ed67960b882c50c6b5d35d0e341a.gif)



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 18, 2008, 06:33:22 AM
OH MY GOSH TEMPTESS
That Anime GIF Rocks, eh!
Made my weekend there.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 18, 2008, 08:01:52 AM
Like it too Haru!
Anime suited  the urge
To poke the Poke E   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 18, 2008, 11:17:04 PM
Looks at all the words
Counts and counts the lines. Again
Just to be certain

Looks at the bottom
Sees how often they are changed
Tries not to chuckle

Seems funny to gloat
When they must have been wrong once
Maybe thats just me   ;)

So I will just type
One more Haiku (With no edits)
Arrogant arse hole!   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 19, 2008, 02:42:48 AM
Check once and then twice
No Star!  Gee, Deserves a page
A minimum three!

And edits? Oh yes.
Not for reason you decreed
Additions and gif .

Time of the essence
Required me to disappear
Then to reappear

Administer God
Edits not just corrections
All gone to your head?

Giggles with delight
A sin of omission. Yes?
Have more Post than thee

Look what I have done
Oh! Another long, Haiku
Better not Edit !

But you must know now
I have a soft spot for One
Arrogant arse hole

Perhaps tender heart
But I like to think is more
Calling of the soul

Master of Haiku 
The moment where lips open
And she breathes a “oh”

He guides her hips
Yes they have found a rhythm now
She, yielding to thee

Her lips now forming
Sealing her fate. Her eyes plead
A Tango tonight.?

Or would you rather
Teach me to Haiku perhaps?
In my pants or bed?

Is a risk I know
To give approval alone
Could not resist this!

(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/Untitled-7-1.jpg)

(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/Stamp_Whore.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 19, 2008, 03:08:40 AM
question is to sleep
or stay awake just to see
someone that may be


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 19, 2008, 02:36:38 PM
I cannot think big
Temptess did a nice long one
Good for a sweet kiss.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 19, 2008, 11:25:31 PM
Chuckles at my girl
I dare say you type a lot
But eyesight is poor   8)


Thy more posts then thee?
Abacus still not arrived?
Aussie math is strange!   ;)


As I have counted
Crunched the numbers, Done the math
Over three thousand    ;D

Is that not a lot?
He said all innocently
Seems a lot to me?   :)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: admin on October 19, 2008, 11:33:17 PM
I disavow all
knowledge of these people here
don't know what they do
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Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 20, 2008, 02:59:52 AM
INFURIATING
Counted once and then again
You sure that’s allowed? ???

To abuse power
Like sweet Alaskan Sarah?
I should run now. Yes? :-*

Perhaps it is best
If I start yielding I think
Whimpers on her knees

I am wrong.  Concede
Send back abacus. Upgrade
Over three thousand

Powerful ? Oh Yes
But Innocent ? Oh please. Please!  :o
And eyesight is good

I have my own  stamp ;D
Over Three thousand. No Stamp.
Administrator

And sweet troubled admin
Your problem resolved, demote
Administrator  ;)

(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/Untitled-7-1.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 20, 2008, 09:31:23 AM
Admin answered but
We are your friends remember?
We have loopy minds!

 :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 20, 2008, 12:57:11 PM
Thinks my point is made
Decides to begin again
Velociraptor!   :P


Oh but not before
Handing tess a page of stars
Way to go baby!   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 20, 2008, 06:38:32 PM
does passion speak loud
to ones ears it must reach to
respond, yes he does


~just playing~  :)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 01:01:47 AM
Thank you for the stars.
Cheers to the thread back on track
Bringing sexy back ….. 


Whisper sweet nothings
Kiss me slow, kiss me harder
But tie me up first. ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 21, 2008, 01:38:49 AM
the moon lights the dark
the fire burns in the soul
the lust flows deepest


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 03:17:02 AM
Make it creative...
Panties puddled on the floor 
Let me count the ways


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 21, 2008, 08:11:52 AM
Counting is so hard
How many syllables here?
1 2 3 4 5   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 21, 2008, 11:53:56 AM
Lousy mood today
Will be away a while so
Busy 'til Monday


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 21, 2008, 07:06:44 PM
as the rain pours down
puddles form on grass and road
reflections smile back


these are kinda fun...  :D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 08:07:34 PM
yes, that kind of day
pure unadulterated
Overload. More tea!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 22, 2008, 12:22:55 AM
Error Has Occurred!
posting from  IP  less than
Please, again later. :(

Hugs sweet Haru
Wanted to say Best wishes
On Canada Trip  :-*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: admin on October 22, 2008, 03:14:46 PM
Loveliest tempt-tess
I swear I did not do it
three thousand was him

innocence I claim
his numbers he did inflate
'twas not I, all him

ideas for a
sweet vengeance, you may offer
I am open, too

BG


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 22, 2008, 06:33:46 PM
Not that long a trip
Toronto Sunday Meeting
Came once more, now off!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 22, 2008, 07:51:21 PM
the sun it does shine
darkness still too far away
its the moon i crave



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 23, 2008, 02:08:19 AM
Oh. Sweet Sweet Admin
A genuine, wicked mind
Urgently needed

But a problem. See.
The one I know who fits this …
Bloody hell is He!

A remedy though
Could, Would a perhaps maybe?
Junior Member day…. ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: raven on October 23, 2008, 02:12:02 AM
sweet smooth and ready
bend over My girl He speaks
One! Two! Thank You Sir


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 23, 2008, 02:57:44 AM
Humiliation
Her skin a  soft crimson hue
Waiting just for Him


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 23, 2008, 11:57:25 AM
It appears to me
The great Admin wants a war
I was being nice

Or is it just her
trying to raise the stakes here
Staying with the nice


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 23, 2008, 08:58:37 PM
He, A bigger man
Though technically not hard
I am 5 foot 2  ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 24, 2008, 08:51:29 AM
Ponders 5 foot 2
Gets the abacus does math
Will it fit 6 2?   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 24, 2008, 11:21:25 AM
Demonstration?
Or just a lot of practice
Urgently needed  ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 25, 2008, 06:48:12 PM
Leaving for Meeting
Tomorrow yet someone pulled
The Fire Alarm now... >_<


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 28, 2008, 11:28:34 AM
Rain, rain go away
I am ready for summer
Must be Seattle!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 29, 2008, 12:06:48 AM
Halloween is near.
Make up stories in that theme
And post them on Masque!



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 29, 2008, 12:13:35 PM
Hope change all the same
The lesser of two evils
I should be the prez!   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: libertyelyot on October 29, 2008, 04:15:22 PM
Fever fells my brain
Hallowe'en draws nearer still
Will my pen obey?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 30, 2008, 10:29:52 PM
Welcome libertyelyot!

Welcome to the site.
Play games here anytime as
Well as post often!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 03, 2008, 11:49:42 AM
Halloween is done
Voting for prez tomorrow
Which is spookier?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on November 07, 2008, 12:49:42 AM
Weekend is near so
Time to chill out and watch out
Snow might fall soon, yikes!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2008, 12:51:55 PM
Dog at vet again
The bills really add up quick
Can you say goldfish?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on November 12, 2008, 11:06:43 AM
Out of town this week
To go perform improv shows
Wish me good luck, ta!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 03, 2008, 10:08:18 AM
The water is flat
And the clouds are low and grey
Calm before the storm?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on December 07, 2008, 10:26:44 AM
I will be back soon.
My glasses broke; new ones come
This week, then can see!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 12, 2008, 06:33:26 PM
Jumping up and down
Haru.  Can you see things yet
No one is playing!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on December 13, 2008, 05:45:35 PM
I AM BACK WATCH OUT!
I can see clearly now since
I got new specs, YO!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 15, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
Looks out for Haru
He sounds like a gangsta now
Welcome back my friend


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on December 19, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
Respect the Blasian*
I call yo momma so fat
Her shadow is shade!



*ENDNOTE: Blasian is my coined term I used in comedy improv for my sad attempt of an Asian sounding Black/gangsta like. lol


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 08, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
*cracking up* at Blasian!  Nice

The new year is here
Things can only get better
Knocks wood to be sure


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 09, 2009, 06:36:52 PM
Welcome back Head Mod.
Let us hope for more players
In Salon Games, come!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 12, 2009, 09:29:53 AM
So nice to be back
Slowly playing games again
Not that I am slow!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 12, 2009, 10:26:26 PM
Snowing outside now
The place is white as the cream
Of an Oreo!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 13, 2009, 10:46:29 AM
Now it is just rain
All brown and muddy outside
Just like choccy cake

(it is too a word with 2 syllables!)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on January 13, 2009, 04:19:25 PM
I'm liking these games
They're nice and distracting
Thank you DTM
 :-*



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 13, 2009, 04:23:46 PM
So glad you are here
We need more people to play
Oh yes the games too!  ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on January 13, 2009, 04:53:17 PM
slowly licking him
memorizing with my tongue
his pleasure is mine


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 13, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
Sensing her hunger
Waiting for the right moment
The pizza is done!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on January 13, 2009, 06:24:21 PM
he left me behind
as if we'd never spoken
what do I do now?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 14, 2009, 09:52:39 AM
Witty banter here
Using words to push buttons
Is it Go or Stop?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 15, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
Welcome new-cummers!
I meant, newcomers, of course!
Have sexy fun here!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 16, 2009, 08:59:32 AM
See MD I said
The games are erotic fun
Let yourself go wild


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 16, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
My cats are weirdos.
Sleep on my bed one moment.
Humping fights the next!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on January 17, 2009, 03:13:02 PM
I don't wanna go!
A fourty-five minute drive
Just to hit Wal-Mart!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2009, 09:42:06 PM
Wal-mart is big, see
One we went to was seven
Football fields long, WOW!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on January 18, 2009, 11:11:39 PM
Lit's lagging... again.
Right in the middle of fun.
Dammit all to hell.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 21, 2009, 05:54:27 AM
I should never play
These Salon Games so fast and
Mess up "...In my Pants..."


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 27, 2009, 10:23:13 AM
Trying to play some
But finding the time is hard
Also what she said!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Sunny on January 27, 2009, 12:35:35 PM
This is reallly strange
Don't know just what to write here
Guess I'll do haiku!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 27, 2009, 12:38:22 PM
Welcome Sunny, yay!
Enjoy all the word games here
In the salon, ta!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 04, 2009, 03:52:42 PM
She saw him coming
Duck and cover only chance
Too late  All sticky


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 05, 2009, 02:15:04 AM
Winter sucks a lot.
Six more weeks of this snow since
That Groundhog said So...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 05, 2009, 01:41:19 PM
Winter sucks a lot?
Where do I sign up for that?
I need some sucking!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on February 05, 2009, 09:20:04 PM
Sign up for sucking
Just right this way, gentlemen
A suck and a fuck!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 06, 2009, 10:39:39 AM
This way gentlemen?
I hope that is a short line
Fast Pass an option?  ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 08, 2009, 01:00:18 AM
Valentine's Day Comes
So get to posting some love
Poems or Stories!


HOLIDAY CHALLENGE!
http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,192.msg3834.html#new


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 09, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
I heart my doggy
But when I first picked her up
I had to spade her


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Love is in the air!
Give a hug to loved ones but
Don't hug moving cars!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 11, 2009, 11:03:58 AM
It is sunny out
But when she sees her new man
In Sunny it is!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Sunny on February 11, 2009, 06:04:40 PM
In his arms again
I cannot wait to be there
Might even see snow!

(Thank you DTM for the last one!  Mmmmmwah!)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 12, 2009, 02:52:32 PM
You are so welcome
Hoping it is a swell time
You know what I mean  ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 13, 2009, 07:08:43 AM
Hug your loved ones this
Valentine's Day and treat them
To romantic times!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 13, 2009, 04:30:21 PM
All the topics done
DTM is on the run
Time to find more fun


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 15, 2009, 10:06:00 AM
Weekend almost done
But enjoy Sundays always!
Toodles to you all!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 16, 2009, 10:33:40 AM
Monday has arrived
House back to myself for now
porn rabbit dot com!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 16, 2009, 01:42:26 PM
Family Day now
Some new holiday made up
To have a day off!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 16, 2009, 03:36:54 PM
Hope it is paid day
But family day sounds fun
A day to avoid?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on February 16, 2009, 07:11:42 PM
This is going to be the ONLY haiku I ever submit.

Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 17, 2009, 09:10:18 AM
*cracking up*

Oh c'mon now!  That was a great first effort!

Besides you can't ever run the boards unless you do them.  Ha!

MD is funny
But penis vagina girl?
Are you a TS?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 18, 2009, 01:49:22 PM
Everyone is gone
Have to play with myself then
Story of my life!   :(


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 19, 2009, 08:44:10 AM
MD Defeated?
Haru is now MIA
Time for fake nicknames?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 21, 2009, 10:17:35 AM
I come on when free.
Do not fret or make faux names.
We need no spammers.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 22, 2009, 01:35:05 AM
Yay Haru is back
Let the games begin again
I have run the boards


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 22, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
Tonight the Oscars
Will Show on TV and try
To end by midnight.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 23, 2009, 12:28:32 PM
I saw the oscars
They did keep me entertained
Yay for Wolverine!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 24, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Post One Thousand and
One Hundred for me total
Means I post a lot.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 25, 2009, 09:43:17 AM
I reset my posts
Trying to keep it legit
Still number one Woot!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 01, 2009, 06:34:59 PM
DAMN my neck hurts now.
It is painful to turn it.
Due to cat on chair...

(The things I do to let my cats sleep on my good chair, heh)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 02, 2009, 09:20:01 AM
I like the pussy
But maybe not the same way
I like mine all wet!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 02, 2009, 11:33:44 AM
*shakes head*  I'll have to keep that one in mind for future inspiration!

It's too bad I suck
Oh, how I despise haiku
But run boards, I must!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 02, 2009, 11:48:51 AM
Too bad that you suck?
Sounds like a great skill to me
Go Mister MD!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 02, 2009, 07:57:20 PM
I have seen the light
Hearts and romance no, sex yes
Now I love haiku!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 08:54:08 AM
Haiku not high brow
Anything goes in haiku
Fuck slut cocksucker!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 01:13:37 PM
such a mouth has he
such language spoketh he
'twill be soap for sure


*smirks*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:18:03 PM
Mine words give me up
Foul and wretched man am I
Thus it always is


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:27:28 PM
foul and wretched, he
ever typical, said she
his name? DTM


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:29:17 PM
She runs me through hard
Tis a woeful end for me
Perhaps I will pee


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:33:08 PM
Hopefully no blood
Her sword is sharp; her tongue worse
Yea! Sisterly love


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:36:00 PM
Incestuous sis
Offering her tongue to me
I do declare "Yikes!"


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:37:05 PM
Okay, that's just gross
only a boy would think that
brothers are so weird


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:39:15 PM
Twas not me said it
Twas you my dearest sister
Boys rule girls doth drool!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:40:52 PM
an apostrophe
isn't a cheat, silly man
's a useful tool


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:42:07 PM
Who you calling tool
How rude of you to say such
I am telling mom


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:42:21 PM
this girl doesn't drool
except over chocolate
and Orlando Bloom


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:43:31 PM
mamma is always
on my side; you should ask her
mamma loves me best


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:46:39 PM
Smirks at my big sis
I think this is at an end
Walks off smirking big


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:49:17 PM
walk walk silly man
it's only temporary
I'll feel better soon



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:50:26 PM
Kisses you on cheek
I know you are feeling sick
You'll win next time *snorts*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 03:52:49 PM
kissing me was bad
i am a sniffling girl
now you will get sick


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: saguaro on March 03, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
I play if I must
though it is really not fair
you're left in the dust


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:57:49 PM
Make a haiku rhyme
But that will take much more time
The dust tastes of lime


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: saguaro on March 03, 2009, 04:00:19 PM
Count 5-7-5
Easy until you try it
Stop and watch birds fly


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
when did you taste dust?
how do you know it is lime?
why did you eat that?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 04:02:27 PM
Read the siblings post
She doth left me in the dust
Then blew the next one!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 03, 2009, 04:07:30 PM
bite me already
mom already loves me best
she came to show you

:P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 05:49:35 PM
End of day is near
Caffeine has run it's course now
Time to vegetate


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 03, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
Wow, that was many
Replies of haikus.  Catch up
Was fun though, take care!   :)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 04, 2009, 09:39:23 AM
Intoxicating
The smell of her after sex
Edible undies


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 05, 2009, 07:08:20 PM
Just one Question
About edible undies
Do they taste like Chicks?

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 06, 2009, 11:44:25 AM
*ponders giving Haru a Haiku ticket*

I don't really know
All just theory to myself
Ask about the ramp!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 07, 2009, 08:35:58 AM
I know, was going over and over again in my head about how many syllables "question" counts as and settled on 3.

Daylight Savings Time
For North America so
Spring Forward One Hour!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 08, 2009, 09:04:08 AM
I love MSU
I'm biased as an alum
Beat Purdue - Go Green!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 09, 2009, 10:53:15 AM
Busy day waiting
On emails so am gaming here.
Waiting sure sucks bad...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 09, 2009, 10:54:16 AM
Beat purdue for what
Did they take something from you
Does not watch the sports


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 09, 2009, 10:56:15 AM
Stupid trucks beeping
Hacking up all the sidewalk
Please!  Shut the hell up!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 09, 2009, 11:25:07 AM
Better than my place.
Trucks outside are not just loud
But the place shakes too!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 09, 2009, 12:21:39 PM
Solitude right here
Nice living on the water
Sucks I have to move  :-[


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 09, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
I think once done here
I will go get some food next.
Have a swell dinner!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 11, 2009, 01:48:11 PM
It is cold again
I thought we were done with this!
Hurry up solstice!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 11, 2009, 02:28:02 PM
Bright and sunny here
A bit windy and chilly
Who wants to snuggle? 

 :o


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 11, 2009, 03:33:02 PM
Jumps in MD's lap
I will take that offer please!
Woot, woot and more woot!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 11, 2009, 05:45:57 PM
Can't help but giggle
At a penguin in her lap
What will he do next?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 12, 2009, 05:46:57 AM
Toronto teams suck
Talk radio is about
How we win nothing...  >:(


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 12, 2009, 10:46:01 AM
Seattle teams too
Mariners fun to watch though
Garlic fries yummy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on March 12, 2009, 02:49:40 PM
Oh, Haruhifan
at least you have a ball team
I have nothing here


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 12, 2009, 06:38:13 PM
Roses are reddish
Violets are blue so they say
Tomorrow Friday




Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 13, 2009, 10:03:28 AM
Friday the 13th
Watch out for black kitty cats
And that Jason guy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 13, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
No bad luck today
In fact maybe it was good
DTM had sex!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 14, 2009, 09:09:05 AM
That's not just good, hon
That's a fuckin' miracle!
*smiles adorably*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 14, 2009, 10:25:50 AM
As anime loads
I reply to Salon games
Here and there sometimes!


BTW if you're wondering about syllables for anime, it's pronounced A-Nee-May so it's three.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 14, 2009, 10:29:18 AM
I'm getting hungry
Gonna rummage through the 'fridge
All I find is booze!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 14, 2009, 12:47:22 PM
Booze you say? Sounds like
The fridge of my old dorm room
With none of it mine.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 15, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
Refrigerator
That's what my living room is
Clothes... a good idea!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 15, 2009, 07:03:08 PM
Did you know that I,
Haru like to vacuum in
The nude?  Nude cleaning!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 16, 2009, 09:25:04 AM
Got a call for work
Detroit Tigers on TV
Today's a good day!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 16, 2009, 11:36:44 AM
A Woot for MD
Hope the work call turns out well
Crosses my fingers


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 16, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Monday mundane here.
So to spice it up a bit
Weird Al - Headline News!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqXLqYSyzXI


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 17, 2009, 08:47:37 AM
Nearly spring here now
Warm days and bursting flowers
Maybe in August!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 17, 2009, 03:48:14 PM
My monitor broke
At the least opportune time
Left unsatisfied


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 17, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
A Saint Patrick's Day
I ate green frosted cookie
Since beer is yucky


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 19, 2009, 04:58:55 PM
Sitting on his lap
Wiggling and squirming around
Rising beneath me


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 19, 2009, 05:49:15 PM
Am Watching my cat
Who has breathing problems so
Hoping he get well...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 20, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
My condolences
Your sweet boy was oh so cute
Take good care, Haru


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 21, 2009, 11:34:56 PM
He is gone sadly,
But I know he is looking
On me and cat Sean.

***

Thanks to all as I return to normancy slowly.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 23, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
So quiet in here
DTM must be busy
My haiku still sucks


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 24, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
A haiku that sucks?
That would be interesting
You know what I mean   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 24, 2009, 09:17:48 PM
I am back to norm
Gaming like I know I can.
And bringing hentai!




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Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 25, 2009, 03:32:09 PM
Yay Haru is back
I have been missing Hentai
Let's see more of it


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 26, 2009, 03:26:26 AM
I have been up late
It is six in the morn here.
To see Naruto.

Naruto is pronounced NA - ROO - TOE so 3 syllables...and yep playing here as I wait for it on CR!  http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Naruto_Shippuden  And yes I'm such a nerd to wait all night and morn to see this worldwide simulcast.  :D  Hey at least using the waiting time to be here!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Katalyst on March 26, 2009, 10:53:53 AM
Heading out of town
Going to Amarillo
Can't wait to get drunk!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 26, 2009, 04:14:16 PM
Kitten is prowling
Amarillo be alert
Check out her short skirt  ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 27, 2009, 04:57:57 PM
Oh, dreaded haiku
The necessary evil
Of running the board

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 27, 2009, 10:30:10 PM
I had a moment
A lesson was understood.
No hold pee too long.  :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 02, 2009, 03:14:22 PM
Laughing at Haru
Trying not to imagine
Did he pee his pants?   :D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 03:49:04 AM
Do an Easter piece
A sexy bunny story
Or draw lusty chicks!

http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,210.msg6178.html#new
for this month's Holiday Challenge, good luck!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 03, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
An advertisement
For sexy animal porn
Haru is kinky!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 08:43:16 PM
Waiting, loading stuff
To watch new Spring anime
No furries shows...yet...

For syllables, anime is 3 (A-Knee-May).  For the anime I watch, I watch from a few sites like http://www.zomganime.com so enjoy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 04, 2009, 09:36:10 AM
Today a friend weds
A 23 year old kid
The sex blows her mind!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 04, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
My Habs won tonight
Now in Seventh Place in East
Playoffs here we come!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 06, 2009, 11:52:56 AM
Playoff fever, eh?
The Red Wings will take Stanley
At least I hope so.   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 06, 2009, 08:43:09 PM
Sorry Tigers fans,
Jays won the Home Opener
Twelve to Five, Thanks Roy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 08, 2009, 12:45:05 PM
Ugh my poor Tigers
2008 Flashbacks - no!
God, we need pitching


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 08, 2009, 04:34:41 PM
Nice midwestern twang
But talking about step kids
So not a turn on!  ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 09, 2009, 08:58:38 AM
Waiting for loading
Of the new episode of
Alchemist online!

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood Episode one, enjoy at http://www4.funimation.com/video/?page=video&v=1832 straight from the makers subbed in English!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on April 16, 2009, 10:45:04 AM
Alchemist: good art
Really, I prefer hentai
and love tentacles


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 16, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
I know you love slick
Tentacles wrapping you up
Pleasing while squirting.  ;)


Just for the needy
Here the Inu Yasha gals 
Will demonstrate, yay!

(INU YASHA is as you say it so it's 4 syllables total.)


[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 18, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
We will fight Boston
To the bloody end on ice
GO HABS GO Hockey!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/100years_canadiens.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 19, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
Habs are good and all
But we all know the true champs
Detroit Red Wings rock!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 20, 2009, 04:51:53 PM
Detroit will do well
But somehow the Cup's coming
Back to Canada!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 29, 2009, 06:09:00 PM
Lonely haiku thread
Why doesn't anyone play?
Gotta go "Lost" is on!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 01, 2009, 07:25:17 AM
Well just think up stuff
To make a haiku about
And post anytime!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 08, 2009, 05:37:50 PM
*hands MD a Haiku ticket*  Six syllables in that last line ya cheater!


Strong hands on her throat
Seeing the fear in her eyes
Will He stop in time


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 08, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
*will have to see someone about getting these tickets dismissed*

At last she lets go
His firm grip holding her still
He takes what he needs


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 08, 2009, 11:18:21 PM
Nothing like hot seed
All over the lover's face
Painting is real fun!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 10, 2009, 04:10:27 PM
*Wonder what they'll make you do to get that ticket dismissed?*   ;)

He bends her over
Taking her from the backside
Rough anal is fun


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 10, 2009, 08:34:12 PM
Police Uniform
Can be very hot indeed.
Read my rights slowly?

(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00iVTajfQEdtYrM/Sexy-Police-Lingeries-Underwear.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 15, 2009, 07:50:16 AM
Have a good weekend.
Up here it is May two-four.
Victoria Day!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 21, 2009, 10:49:44 AM
Haru is away
Until the weekend so please
Keep the place in check!

***

Alright, I'm off until I get back from my anime con!  Keep the place hopping and see you when I return!   ;D

Oh and nobody go trying to take over the place...because I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!  See my inspiration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FGGMPeoTXM

Pinky and the Brain

ZORT!  POIT!  TA!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 22, 2009, 09:30:32 AM
Red Wings are rocking
I think they will go 4 0
Makes a girl happy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 26, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
I am home again!
My con report to come soon!
Good to be back, yeah!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 09:13:59 AM
Mocha is Awesome
And from bikini chicas
Is even better   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on May 29, 2009, 12:38:30 PM
Weekend here again.
But staying home, not as nuts
As the con was though.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 03, 2009, 02:56:35 PM
Hear special ringtone
Suddenly I'm put on hold
Stop heavy breathing


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 03, 2009, 03:06:14 PM
Man boobs are so fun
If no one here to play with
I fondle myself


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 03, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
Fondle them moob man
Can you lick your own nipples?
Nipple clamps are fun!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 03, 2009, 03:10:08 PM
Moob man sounds so wrong!
As bad as Kim Se Long Dong
Porn names can be fun!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 03, 2009, 11:52:10 PM
Was trying to know
What moobs are. Haiku now shows
WAY too much info!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 04, 2009, 09:40:29 AM
Anal Admin he
Cracking the whip all can see
Women start to swoon


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 04, 2009, 08:49:11 PM
I am full of food.
While working on forum checks
Just about done now!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 09, 2009, 12:02:17 PM
Tuesday morning here
Wonder what I have to do
Oh right watch more porn


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 10, 2009, 06:48:46 AM
I am watching now
Replay of Colbert Report
SHOW TUNES FOR JONG IL!

(http://cndls.georgetown.edu/applications/posterTool/data/users/kim%20jong%20il%20cartoon.jpeg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 14, 2009, 06:20:07 PM
My mojo has gone
I can't even Haiku well
I miss my mojo


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 14, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
Dang, well take time off.
Reflect, regroup, then come back.
And enjoy writing!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 15, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
Summer needs to come
Sooner than later so then
Road trips are sunny!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 25, 2009, 11:54:48 AM
MD is a slut
I saw it written on wall
In the bathroom stall


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 25, 2009, 11:56:10 AM
DTM wishes!
He's there for the glory hole
No, the other side


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 25, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
If that's what you want
I will turn around for you
Kiss my ass MD!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 25, 2009, 12:14:17 PM
Stroking my strap-on
Kissing is not on my mind
Bend over for me?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 25, 2009, 12:20:04 PM
*blink blink blinkblinkblink*
That is not going to work
Maybe for Haru?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 25, 2009, 12:42:58 PM
But I think there is
A part that is intriguing
I'd use a small one

 ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 25, 2009, 12:45:49 PM
Like I believe you
I'd turn back and hear you laugh
Then pass out from pain



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2009, 07:17:35 PM
Haru can do cocks
But also loves pussy like
ASIAN ORGY!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=fe16eaf731b190fcf00b


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on July 28, 2009, 10:57:38 AM
It has been too long
Absent admin back at last
How long will he stay?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on July 28, 2009, 11:26:31 PM
Welcome back Admin!
Come whenever you can, eh.
Too damn hot my room...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on July 30, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
I am away now
For the Civic Holiday
Weekend, so play nice!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on September 10, 2009, 01:54:03 AM
Autumn is here, yay!
Football and new Fall TV.
Come to fill my time!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 16, 2009, 11:39:16 AM
Sitting at U Dub
Watching the pretty coeds
Doh! Here come the cops!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 16, 2009, 11:41:12 AM
Cannot run the boards
If I post naughty pictures
Cops will come for sure.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 27, 2009, 02:32:10 AM
The Cops are babies
When it comes to men like you
Dare you Double Dare  :P :P

*pressure*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 27, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
Come to men like me?
Prison would be bad for me
I am too pretty!



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 28, 2009, 02:32:21 AM
Toned is Oomph
Pretty, is overrated
Tone thighs tops all


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 28, 2009, 12:50:20 PM
Three seven then four
Are you playing the wrong game
Or spiking your tea

 ???

 :P

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 29, 2009, 01:05:10 AM
Spiking my Tea Oh
I like that excuse. Yes Please
But just me again
 

 :-X


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 29, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
OMG Fainting
You did that one correctly
Miracles happen!
 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 30, 2009, 03:39:40 AM
Eyebrow raised
Defibrillator stat stat
Power surge shame Opps


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 30, 2009, 04:28:42 PM
Shakes my head slowly
eye brow raised is only three
Taking the Mickey?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 03, 2009, 06:29:11 AM
I don't think I was
Maybe fingers too fast for Brain
Stop snorting Its Rude!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 03, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
Counts and snorts some more
Middle line seems to have eight
Math is so not you!
 :D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: janey on November 04, 2009, 02:05:34 AM
away can be good
but sometimes there is comfort
in the familiar


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 05, 2009, 11:29:07 AM
Janey welcome back
I hope you write more haiku
Need better counters


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 10, 2009, 04:53:25 AM
Are you talking bout Me?
ability mathematics
Very over-rated
 ::)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2009, 10:02:28 AM
Not one line correct
Someone taking the mickey
Or truly a blonde?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 11, 2009, 03:29:49 AM
A rare pure true Blonde
Elicits great desire
And maybe giggle.

Haiku hackeress
creativity abounds
unfathomable  ::)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 11, 2009, 11:23:37 AM
Such a smart arse blonde
But that may be redundant
But a cute arse too


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 11, 2009, 11:11:00 PM
mathematical
challenged Upgraded, abacus.
On Special E Bay

*wiggles that arse and nibbles your ankles*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 12, 2009, 05:45:15 PM
Surely you do jest
Your new abacus is broke
Hands you a ticket

*snorts*


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 12, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
*my real estate portfolio is needing to expand*


Should perhaps retire?
somnolent idiotic
arthritic mellow

Agonises pure
energies recuperate
reconsiders, strut


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 13, 2009, 03:48:26 PM
Random word haiku?
Nonsensical chattering
Guess that works for you!
 :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 17, 2009, 02:23:24 AM
As a consequence
Of being accurate Bereft
No Ticket for me



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 18, 2009, 03:18:44 PM
Perhaps a ticket
For a different offense
Blonde in non-blonde zone

 ;D
 


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 19, 2009, 01:14:53 PM
Playing with myself
Here in haikuland is sad
Hands you abacus


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 19, 2009, 06:51:35 PM
How does work again?
The best part is yet to come.
Nearly have down pat!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 23, 2009, 04:23:56 PM
Wonders at this news
I think I know what it is
Did you take off shoes?

(Oh no he didn't!)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on November 24, 2009, 10:45:56 PM
I cannot wait for
Very full bellies bumping
Post dinner sexin'


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 25, 2009, 01:51:39 AM
Rather then shoes
Seven - two added to five
Bra off Nipples count


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 25, 2009, 04:06:01 AM
telling tales naughty
mischievous bigwig wait fear
a dish best served cold


wait for the critics
Tink(er) Tailor soldier Boo!!
a thriller for sure


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 25, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
One of three correct
Wonders how you managed that
Have you three nipples?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 26, 2009, 12:03:15 AM
*snorts*


Haiku on the screen...
but will the judgements there, be
as severe as here?

[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 30, 2009, 11:29:06 AM
Judgements from moi, blinks
No idea what you might mean
I would never judge   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 01, 2009, 03:22:47 AM
Lessons are advised
index had shops selling books
intended for you.  :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 01, 2009, 01:37:17 PM
Bent over the edge
Waiting for the sharp stinging
Flu shots are painful


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 02, 2009, 01:26:47 AM
ohhhhhh good one

leaves me exhausted
constantly yet altering
Christmas shopping list


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 03, 2009, 06:14:14 PM
Finally am done
Haiku got interrupted
Damn nosy spouses


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 04, 2009, 05:52:40 AM
*laughs* Good one.


Without her consent

Excites her entreating next

My Breasts please bite them


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 04, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
Licks very slowly
Going around the nipple
Baby likes his milk!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 05, 2009, 07:31:30 AM
*sigh*  Stupid haiku

Welcome home kisses
Exploring fingers follow
Beautiful hunger


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 05, 2009, 01:03:59 PM
*laughs* But you did good!


Soft and yielding
Wanting to be taken hard
Submissive woman


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 05, 2009, 03:05:17 PM
*coughs and says 'first line only has 4' at the same time*

Christmas tree is up and standing very tall in my house now!
Soaking up fresh water now
Lights and tinsel soon...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 06, 2009, 01:48:17 AM
feeding on small sins
to be there at the moment
when tickets are won ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 07, 2009, 08:42:08 AM
(Damn! I knew I should have looked up yielding.  Ummm Your first line is too long though!)

Christmas tree next week
Then the fun begins again
Stringing lights is pain


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 07, 2009, 12:39:46 PM
(I had to post another as I got this Haiku when a site I tried to surf to did not exist.)

This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake
 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 07, 2009, 03:48:28 PM
Ummmmm.... where do I submit a complaint about someone using his god-like admin powers for evil?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 07, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
You want to submit?
I will certainly help you
Line forms to the right


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 08, 2009, 04:18:57 AM
PMSL! Brilliant DTM.


unzip me baby
ravish me again then some
or it costs double


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 08, 2009, 11:08:17 AM
(I liked it!)

He was long and hard
She was already drooling
Mustard on your dog?
 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: admin on December 08, 2009, 12:08:54 PM
Ummmmm.... where do I submit a complaint about someone using his god-like admin powers for evil?


Admin being bad?
Come to me, I'll always help
Goddess will smite him

~ C.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 08, 2009, 02:30:35 PM
Pfffft to the goddess
I fart in your general
direction so there!

 :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: BenevolentGoddess on December 08, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
He's cute but not smart
and the wind from his bum reeks
of rotten cabbage



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 08, 2009, 03:28:34 PM
Admin and BG
Teaming up on me it seems
Too much for just one


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 08, 2009, 06:13:41 PM
Just one? Single? Lone?
Guess auto-fellatio
in the naughty room


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 09, 2009, 08:57:59 AM
Funny tinkaboo
Hope you enjoyed the new nic
Reaches for the strap


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 10, 2009, 12:26:40 AM
On the Naughty Chair
Panties clutched tight, vice like grip
it came time to pay


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 11, 2009, 05:40:06 PM
Like you would resist
Just a whisper bend over
Arse would be exposed
 ;)



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 11, 2009, 09:44:09 PM
(ohhh vvg)

Taking my clothes off Now!
my knees upon the pillow
ah favourite things!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 14, 2009, 11:28:33 AM
Innocently smiles
Have no idea what you two
Are talking about

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 15, 2009, 01:56:29 AM
mystified Confused.....
the novel, "wicked spicy minx"
the author name yours! :o


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 15, 2009, 01:55:35 PM
I am very lost
Novels and innocence here
Help a fella out

*Tries very hard not to mention both of Tinks last ones have too many syllables*

*Fails!*
 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 16, 2009, 04:04:57 AM
Help a fella out......
The job done without question
Might need suturing ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 19, 2009, 05:53:12 PM
Christmas time is near
Am not so jolly this year
Must be too much beer   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 20, 2009, 11:48:27 AM
Looks for Christmas frocks
To find cheer for DTM
Perhaps something like...



[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 21, 2009, 01:50:08 PM
That is very nice
Makes me want to look myself
This would work as well!

(http://povbjblog.com/img/KaraNovakOnlyTeenBlowjobs.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 21, 2009, 07:43:30 PM

DTM has found
The reason for the season
Bless his little heart!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 22, 2009, 03:38:00 AM

DTM Christmas Wishes
Plaid skirt and lace fipperies
Ahh Favourite things

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/38452/ab09f47040004a52497665e41f5c39bf.gif) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2843695-original.html)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 22, 2009, 11:49:53 AM
That is very nice
But syllables too many
Hands you a ticket


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 23, 2009, 12:42:27 AM
Bothered Bewildered
Ticket after Christmas Gift  :'(
rearrange the 'rules' !

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/38452/dbbb9dccb6d77bd89a97cd07e63ee897.gif) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2846247-original.html)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 26, 2009, 06:59:05 PM
What can I tell you
Someone has to watch you close
Might as well be me
 ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 26, 2009, 09:05:41 PM
Christmas always brings
Awkward family moments
"You're a lesbian?"


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 29, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
*laughing*  Nice one!

Good gracious MD
Is there something to tell us?
He said eagerly


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 29, 2009, 08:58:36 PM
Sorry DTM
Strictly dickly is my creed
You know I love cock!

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 30, 2009, 08:27:33 AM
You can't blame a guy
Such delicious imagery
You and a woman
 ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 02, 2010, 07:46:30 PM
It's nice to be back!
On my new laptop despite
Getting used to it.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 03, 2010, 09:27:38 AM
Hooray for Haru!
So good to see you again
Need anime porn! 

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 03, 2010, 07:50:02 PM
http://www.xhamster.com

Give the link a look
From Cartoons to Groups and more
Something for all tastes!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 04, 2010, 11:10:24 AM
Good gracious MD
A new link for you to try
*blinks and laughs a lot*   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 04, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
What can I say, eh?
Porn is good, hentai is good.
Spread the love and joy!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 05, 2010, 08:50:28 AM
I have an idea
For what to spread on MD
Legs or chocolate?
 ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 06, 2010, 02:39:42 PM
Snow is falling now
But least it is not too much
Less winter months, fine.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 07, 2010, 02:34:14 AM
Dazed and bedazzled,
I return, and with shock – find
A Chocolate MD!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 07, 2010, 10:06:16 AM
Doh! So close dear Tinks
The first two lines are perfect
But MD is 2   :D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 07, 2010, 05:43:23 PM
Not unless you slur
Sounds like mud without the U.
Makes sense...errr...sort of!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 07, 2010, 05:45:38 PM
No helping out tess
If we don't teach her to count
Then how will she learn?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 07, 2010, 07:45:31 PM
I don't sound like mud!
I've been told I sound lovely
If you like soft moans
   ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 08, 2010, 12:44:31 AM
Does moaning help sex?
What if it was silent film?
Do they make a sound?!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 08, 2010, 02:07:28 AM
*rattles her ticket tin*

to be acquired
a missing syllable
for each line here


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 08, 2010, 11:05:12 AM
Thank goodness it's Friday.
Remember when that was hip
Those were the days then!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 08, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
Tinks off on purpose
But Haru gets the ticket
First line has too much


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 08, 2010, 02:03:08 PM
And I love soft moans
And would never call you mud
Maybe other things.....   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 09, 2010, 05:22:14 AM
Mornings suck awake.
Insomnia blows too if
It wakes you wrongly...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 10, 2010, 09:36:29 PM
Saved from a ticket!
Not Syllable infraction
Haiku in bed game!

(thanks Andone *grins*)

(Note to self, do not attempt to have ten tabs open and move from post to post....it doesn't work)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 11, 2010, 10:56:42 AM
Is that your excuse?
Blaming the software are you?
Could be the blonde hair!   ;)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 11, 2010, 09:47:39 PM
Save this one for last
The bane of my Salon fun
God damn you, haiku!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 12, 2010, 08:35:30 AM
*laughing*  Nice one MD!


Haiku can be fun
All you need to do is count
Big and hot, the sun


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 12, 2010, 06:52:50 PM
Oiled fingertips
Trace circles of wanton lust
On erect nipples

 :o


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 13, 2010, 12:44:18 AM
Did someone say tits?!
Or boobies perhaps? Super
Hearing picks that up!


http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/1/11/


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 14, 2010, 01:23:10 AM
If these breasts were real
Could you resist the urge to
examine closer ?

(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/3/8/4/5/38452/0/c/f/8/0cf84209ace41143c7a0c717adc3ebda.gif) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2961717-original.html)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: andone on January 14, 2010, 01:43:39 AM
(nice pic tess)

My 1st try at a haiku hope it works

Thats a site to see wow
Bouncing bewbies yay tess wink
Haiku try good i hope


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 14, 2010, 10:33:25 AM
Close there Andy, count
Five then Seven then again
Five Syllables, ta!

And tinks that is the
Case for all hentai babes there
The boobs they boing much!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 16, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
Rubbin' the nubbin
If you don't stop you'll go blind
But it feels too good


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 16, 2010, 07:16:16 AM
Crap, blindness from it?!
But I do it daily, awwwww!
It DOES feel so good.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 16, 2010, 02:53:19 PM
Vagina penis
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 16, 2010, 05:19:13 PM
Boobie boob boob
Titties titikaka tit.
Mudkip chooses you!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 16, 2010, 10:43:00 PM
Privileged chosen
Prefer cock and no breast if one
will take though if three.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 17, 2010, 10:18:14 PM
Many cocks, pussies
Looking to lick, pleasure them
That is the orgy.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 29, 2010, 01:58:42 PM
Needs some discipline...
works out very well, indeed
giggles under sheet.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 29, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
I got cookies now.
There is choco-chip, fudge and
Sugar cookies, yay!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 01, 2010, 12:27:26 PM
Like leaves on a tree
DTM has disappeared
Will he return soon?


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 01, 2010, 06:14:29 PM
Super Bowl Sunday
My pick will come soon, pool is
Still open for yours!

http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,276.0.html - Enter your pick by Saturday 11:59PM!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 03, 2010, 09:39:16 AM
I am not sure that
having one long sentence is
really a haiku!

 :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 03, 2010, 01:51:18 PM
That line was extra
Plugging the Football Pool here.
Still four days left yo!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 09, 2010, 06:09:48 PM
Poor little haiku
No one participates here
I took a shower!   :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Magically Delicious on February 09, 2010, 08:25:14 PM
And it only took
A job interview for you
To wash the stink off

 ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2010, 09:35:47 AM
Olympics are near.
I will not complain or fear.
Go Canada Go!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 10, 2010, 10:36:25 AM
MD is funny
Though she has her own issues
No doggy sperm here!

 :o


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2010, 08:57:39 PM
I hate when my teeth
Ache, means I need to drink more
Water and meds, dang.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 13, 2010, 06:20:21 AM
Hope you enjoy here,
Anyone visiting now.
Come play forum games!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on July 27, 2010, 10:28:22 AM
Check out the blogs part.
For new, fun links, pics and more!
Also play games here!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on August 05, 2010, 04:36:06 PM
Man it is hot here.
Sweaty, sticky, rising heat...
...AC would be nice!  ;D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on November 22, 2010, 08:23:15 PM
Do come by when can.
It is best with friends here so.
See you around then!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 23, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Welcome back D-Man
And andy too. Let us hope
For more players back! :D


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on April 21, 2011, 04:34:12 PM
Happy Easter Time!
Do enjoy the long weekend,
Let Spring flow to all!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 24, 2011, 02:38:24 PM
Summer is here now.
Get as naked as able.
And work the tan, yo.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on July 25, 2011, 12:40:21 PM
Then again too hot
Can not be a good thing as
No air con sucks here...


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on September 10, 2011, 01:55:18 PM
The fall is here folks.
Watch the leaves change colours like
Red and Yellow - nice.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on January 05, 2012, 02:42:07 PM
Welcome to New Years.
It is freaking cold right now.
Bundle up, stay warm!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 13, 2012, 06:32:54 AM
Summer is quite hot.
Need to get me some A/C.
Or a dip in pool.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 30, 2012, 06:51:40 AM
Woot, I got it, YES!
IT'S AIR CONDITIONING!
Nothing Else Matters!

http://youtu.be/wFDGH-cKUE4


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on August 24, 2012, 07:15:44 PM
Summer is ending.
Fall means baseball and football.
And cooler nights too.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 13, 2012, 03:43:18 PM
My cat is napping.
The bed is his to own now.
He likes soft nap spots.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on March 04, 2013, 08:54:50 PM
Spring is coming soon.
It is a welcome season.
Hope springs eternal.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on August 15, 2013, 02:10:13 PM
Hitting the road now.
Travelling the countryside.
Let the summer rock.


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 13, 2013, 06:41:39 PM
Winter is coming soon...
Wait, Halloween comes first though!
Trick or treat...in bed!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on December 04, 2013, 04:12:20 AM
It is Christmas Time!
Not soon, because last haiku,
I goofed, my bad, oops!   :P


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2014, 04:26:20 AM
Love is in the air.
Valentine's Day is coming.
Get your flowers set!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on August 20, 2014, 10:36:06 AM
Summertime road trip,
Time to travel afar now.
Let the world amaze!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on October 18, 2014, 04:09:15 AM
October gets cool.
As Halloween nears for all
To dress up sexy!

(http://upt.xhcdn.com/000/062/122/998_1000.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on November 27, 2014, 04:00:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
To those in the USA.
Christmas is coming!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 20, 2015, 10:12:12 PM
It is cold outside.
Keep warm near New Year Lanterns.
Chinese New Year, cheers!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on June 17, 2015, 08:26:02 PM
Summer has arrived.
Time to hit the beach with babes
Soaking wet, hot fun!



Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on August 26, 2015, 10:35:47 PM
This is Sean the cat.
He is resting and is cute.
Sean loves his pillow!

(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/8c4f353a11e4c0e8a3b611c940bc513b1285524653_full.jpg)


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on November 13, 2015, 03:16:03 PM
Peruse the forums.
Ask anything by posting
On the Masque forums!


Title: Re: A Haiku or two
Post by: Haruhifan on February 04, 2016, 05:08:41 PM
On February
The Sixth It Is the Birthday
Of the forum's head!

Happy Birthday wishes to Benevolent Goddess!  Give the site a look around this weekend!  ;D