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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 12:22:47 AM »


Where’s the chloroform?
Damn it - He’s starting to stir
Waxing is not complete 
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 09:07:59 AM »

*cracking up as I issue you a ticket*

Although I am ALMOST positive the 's add a syllable I am positive the last line has 6 anyways.  So you're busted either way.

Nice story line though. Yikes! and Ouch!


Overanalyze
It is what I like to do
I so need a life!
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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 10:05:11 PM »

May have to call you on that *grins* I still think it is right.

Lasciviously
She licks,his tip "Delicious" 
Delectable, man
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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 10:18:04 AM »

Call me on that?  What? The apostrophes?  Okay maybe.

But the last line.....

Wax-ing is not com-plete

You think that is 5 syllables? *snorts*

*whispers* When does the abacus arrive?


It is not too hard
but if you keep licking it
It will get harder


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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 12:27:05 PM »

It arrives tomorrow *mutters*


So will licking lead
To fornication or just
Dual masturbation?
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2008, 02:51:22 PM »

Weekend

The weekend is here.
Enjoy football sundays, ya!
Rest up your muscles.
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« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2008, 11:02:27 PM »

Such a pretty girl
Her pigtails were like handles
No Cheques, Cash Only Please
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2008, 01:09:53 PM »

*cracking up*

tess, tess, tess  *shakes my head*

Your last two both have 6 in the last line.

Du-al Mas-tur-ba-tion

No cheques, Cash on-ly please

*puts my gold stars away for the day*


She was so ready
He was not in the mood yet
Off to get shoes then
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« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2008, 01:38:33 PM »

Sunday NFL

Go Forty Niners!
Stay injury free due to
Fantasy league too.
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« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2008, 04:11:59 PM »

He wanted it quick
She could not resist asking
"As opposed to what?"
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« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2008, 03:30:39 AM »

Cheque ~ One syllable thou Check er had two.
Note: thou the word Dual has two vowels i.e A and U .....the linguistic nuances of the Australian language pronounces the word "Jewl" not Do al or Du al but "Jewl"
One syllable ....

Therefore we need to clarify that if it will be based on vowels not pronunciation.

Perhaps it is time
See the writing on the wall
Haiku is not me........

But then again……”meh”.
Who would get a ticket?
If I was not here?
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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2008, 08:42:56 AM »

*tries not to crack up*

Ummm I never said cheque was two syllables.  It is the word "only" I'm thinking has more then one?  So if there are 5 words in the line and one has 2 syllables.......  I'm just saying. *chuckles*

And I use Yahoo dictionary to double check (cheque?) syllables.  Thus dual = 2.  ALthough I suppose calling Oz rules on me can work in that case.

But I so can't let the latest one go.

Who would get a tick-et = 6

Unless you're going to try to convince me that Aussie's pronounce would as 2 syllables? Wuh-ood?

And you know you like getting tickets.  As you're waiting to get enough that I arrest you and put you in the cuffs. *blinks*


She wants the tickets
So he will tell her to spread
And put the cuffs on
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« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2008, 06:13:05 PM »

She likes them tight
To feel secure and safe
But wiggles any way.
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« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2008, 08:55:29 PM »

No Topic

I had no clue for
A topic for this haiku
So Hug a Mailbox!
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« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2008, 09:03:11 PM »

tess!

Okay now I think you are taking the Mickey!

4-6-6?



Some beers and good food
Now my tummy is too full
I will sleep tonight!
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