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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 1125 times)
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« on: September 29, 2008, 12:57:19 AM »


A haiku is an unrhymed 17 syllable poem of Japanese origin. It usually has a seasonal reference. The structure is:

line one - 5 syllables, line two - 7 syllables, line three - 5 syllables

TM  twisted ..A Dirty, erotic,  or just plain fun haiku

He told her not to
She lifts up her hem higher
He tugs panties down

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
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There may be a few linguistic nuances ~ * Grins*
Cambridge American
http://www.dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=medicine*1+0&dict=A
Cambridge British
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?dict=CALD&key=49637&ph=on

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 08:28:39 AM »

So I take it the goal of this game is for us to write a Haiku?

And make it dirty, erotic or just plain fun?

*gives it a whirl*


She goes down on him
He lays back and relaxes
Petting dogs is fun

Like that? *grins*

Thanks for the new game tess!!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 01:54:27 PM »

uh huh just like that ..........

Against the door
He teased with his tongue
She grinds harder
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 03:54:01 PM »

Okay I have to call you on this one!  You really need to check the number of syllables in a word! *chuckles*

You have a 4 - 5 - 4 I think?

More like a Hai!

Must be all those birthday preparations?

She is making plans
Trying to get it all done
It has undone her




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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 07:48:58 PM »

*laughing*

So you think a blonde
And dismiss because of that?
Take this and that. Sir - or - Yes, Probably right.. Grin

Better give the "ku" too

Pushed against the door
He teased, licked with his tongue tip
She grinds hips harder
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 11:21:57 PM »

Ohhhhh! Much better!


I did read it twice
And needed both hands to count
But you did it right!
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 12:26:27 AM »

Flattered, smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me! Shocked

whispers ........and I did! *grins*


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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 07:49:38 AM »

6-7-5?

*whispers* Flattered is 2 syllables.


Try an abacus
For counting the syllables
Would that help you out?


*blinks innocently*
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 10:30:52 AM »

*shit* PMSL

smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me Tongue

Well what do you know
Yes. Will do a smart retort
When abacus arrives Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 12:19:13 PM »

Okay.  I have to think you are taking the Mickey on me?

As both of these are off now.

*bites tongue to keep from laughing*

Umm tess?

If you take away 2 syllables from 6 you have 4 left.

So now it is 4-7-5 on the first one?

And the second one is a 5-7-6?

*wipes the tears from my eyes from trying not to laugh*

When ab a cus ar rives

*gives up and sits down laughing until my stomach hurts*


She has a new game
But does not understand it
I am such a shit!   Grin
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2008, 02:03:14 PM »

*PMSL*

My tummy hurts more!!!
And what moi? take the mickey?Huh?
nope,pure blonde blinks twice.

Yes! smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me

Well what do you know
Yes. Will do a smart retort
When abacus here
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 11:27:49 PM »

Thanks to Temptess for the new game

Thanks for the new game
We will do our best to play
Continue onwards!
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2008, 08:02:00 AM »

*writes Haru a ticket for excessive syllables in a 7 syllable zone*


More words then allowed
I feel compelled to show you
Can you say anal?   Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2008, 01:05:21 PM »

*laughing* and boy you know I count yours so closely every time DTM
One of these days.....

think anal is good
When mixed with a sense of style
Mutters, and counts yours.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2008, 02:13:08 PM »

Apology and Editing

I thought I was fine
I was so thoroughly wrong
This time it is right.
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