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« Reply #480 on: February 03, 2010, 01:28:57 PM »

pillows.  He sang
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« Reply #481 on: February 04, 2010, 01:09:07 AM »

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« Reply #482 on: February 04, 2010, 09:11:21 AM »

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries of his heart.  Questions arise from speakers on a podium in Germany where David Hasselhoff took off his tight pair of Red Booty shorts to show his very large, noticeable and very plush, shapely buttocks which looked like a pair of fluffy pillows.  He sang about his shirt

which said, "I
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« Reply #483 on: February 04, 2010, 04:20:44 PM »

want you to
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« Reply #484 on: February 04, 2010, 06:49:45 PM »

feel my enormous
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« Reply #485 on: February 05, 2010, 12:24:23 AM »

bulging muscles that
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« Reply #486 on: February 05, 2010, 06:13:57 PM »

ripple like the
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« Reply #487 on: February 08, 2010, 05:10:15 PM »

ocean tide at
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« Reply #488 on: February 08, 2010, 07:37:57 PM »

high noon every
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« Reply #489 on: February 09, 2010, 05:18:20 PM »

day that he
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« Reply #490 on: February 09, 2010, 08:27:33 PM »

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« Reply #491 on: February 10, 2010, 09:03:46 AM »

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries of his heart.  Questions arise from speakers on a podium in Germany where David Hasselhoff took off his tight pair of Red Booty shorts to show his very large, noticeable and very plush, shapely buttocks which looked like a pair of fluffy pillows.  He sang about his shirt which said, "I want you to feel my enormous bulging muscles that ripple like the ocean tide at high noon every day that he picks his nose. 

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« Reply #492 on: June 21, 2010, 11:31:08 AM »

his hands onto
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