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« on: August 19, 2011, 04:25:23 PM »

Hi folks, how about some new games!  More from my comedy improv background.

A topic is given from the previous post (breaking a bit of the old format-you CAN reply to a suggestion you gave a previous post to be the new reply).  The joke goes as such:

"99 Things (the topic given last reply) walk into a bar/pub/tavern (you choose which), the barkeep/bartender says we don't serve your kind."  Then a punchline comes.  Here's an example:

CATS

99 cats walking into a bar, the barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The cats say that not purrfect.

Cheesy punchlines are encouraged! 

Here's the first topic:

DOGS
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2011, 07:04:08 PM »

my turn  Smiley

99 dogs walking into a bar, the barkeep says we don't serve your kind.The dogs say its Barking mad.

Robot.
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2011, 09:53:59 PM »

99 Robots Walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The robots responded by saying "ERROR, ERROR."

Next up: 99 mops
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 03:23:47 AM »

99 mops Walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.The Mops they'll wipe the floor with them.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 04:55:29 PM »

99 Mops walked into a bar.  Bartender said we don't serve your kind.  The mops cleaned him out the next day.
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2011, 01:36:12 PM »

99 mops walked into a bar.  Bartender said we don't serve your kind.  The mops told him to wax off!

Give a try also with:

Lamps
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 04:49:48 PM »

99 Lamps walk into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The lamps turned the lights off on him.

Also try: Bees
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 09:04:49 AM »

99 bees walk into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind, so buzz off.  That really stun...the barkeep 99 times that is.

99 lamps walk into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The lamps said his place looked shady anyways and left.

Also try: Cars
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2011, 07:08:54 PM »

99 Cars walk into a bar.Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The Cars say they were only there for a fiill up.
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2011, 12:13:17 AM »

99 robots walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The robots started saying "All Your Base Belongs to Us!"

99 cars drove into a bar.  They ran it down.   Grin

Also try: soccer balls
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 08:56:20 PM »

99 soccer balls bounced into a bar.Barkeep said we don;t serve your kind.He stuck the soccer balls in the back of the net.

Laptops
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2011, 12:18:26 AM »

99 laptops walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  They gave him the blue screen of death!

Also try: Barrels
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2012, 01:24:18 PM »

99 laptops walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The laptops said fine, we're shutting you down!

99 barrels walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The all did a barrel roll and the next day there was no more bar.

Try also: buckets
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2012, 06:46:53 PM »

99 cars go into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The cars said first no Oscar nominee, now no drink to help the pain of that!

99 soccer balls went into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The balls instead dribbled all over the bar floor.

99 laptops walked into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The laptops made it an open and shut case.

99 barrels rolled into a bar.  They ran over the barkeep, free drinks for all!

99 buckets went into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The buckets went what's the matter, oh, buck-it all!

Also try: birds
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2012, 07:39:03 AM »

99 birds walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  They all got VERY angry and there was 1 knocked over bar the next day.

Also try: Radios
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