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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2012, 02:31:39 PM »

99 radios walked into a bar.  Bartender says we don't serve your kind.  It was all over then as 99 radios played...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2rmEMd3i8g

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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2012, 06:19:28 AM »

99 pro wrestlers walked into a bar.  Bartender said we don't serve your kind.  The bar became a pier 6 brawl.

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 11:15:24 AM »

99 Headphones walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The Headphones said "you're ear-ily paranoid of us!"

Give a try with: Baseballs
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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 11:13:13 PM »

99 Baseballs walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your lind.Baseballs said we've struck out again.

Try Cell phones
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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2012, 05:08:44 PM »

99 cell phones walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The cell phones said somebody better call your momma!

Try out: sunglasses
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2012, 05:24:27 PM »

99 Sunglasses walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Sunglasses said they were blinded by the light.

Try heaters.
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2012, 02:44:39 PM »

99 heaters walked into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  The heaters told him don't be so cold to us, we just want to warm up to you!

Give a try with: Umbrellas
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2012, 04:56:40 PM »

99 Umbrellas walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Umbrelllas said we're just singing in the rain.

Try Plushie
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2012, 07:38:29 PM »

99 plushies walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The plushies said no hugs for you! 

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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2012, 01:43:25 AM »

99 Books walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Books said you can't put us down.

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« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2012, 06:59:35 PM »

99 spray cans of deoderant walk into a bar.  Barkeep says we don't serve your kind.  They said back, oh so only BARS of deoderant get served?

Give a go with: Guns
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« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2012, 02:35:19 PM »

99 Guns walked into a bar.  The bartender said we don't serve your kind.  There was 1 dead bartender with 99 gunshot wounds the next day.

99 Guns walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The guns asked why did he put the safety on them drinking?

Try also: Hotdogs
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« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2012, 12:59:41 PM »

99 hot dogs walked into a bar, barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The hotdogs said he doesn't cut the mustard.

Also try: stamps
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« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2012, 03:28:35 PM »

99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind. The stamps say no need to go postel

99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind.The stamps said they couldn't be licked.

99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind.The stamps said they were an urgent delivery.

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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2012, 04:18:06 AM »

99 Olympics walked into a bar.  They left the barkeep all of their combined bills and the bar went belly up.

Give a shot with: Televisions
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