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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2012, 02:30:05 PM »

99 Televisions walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The TVs said to stop changing their channels!

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« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2012, 08:23:54 PM »

99 Gloves walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The barkeep didn't get an applause for his comment.

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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2012, 04:34:32 AM »

99 cars drove into a bar.  The bar is now a parking lot.

99 cars walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The cars said Disney treated them better than this!

99 cars walked into a bar.  The bartender said we don't serve your kind.  The cars asked why he was such and stick shaft in the mud?

Also try replying with: Pokemon
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« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2012, 06:57:50 PM »

99 Pokemon walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The Pokemon evolved to knock him out.

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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2013, 08:18:29 PM »

99 reindeer came dancing, dasher, prancing into a bar...they needed to make a new bar the next day.

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« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2013, 12:16:44 PM »

99 motorcycles went into a bar one day.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  99 motorcycles the next day played card games...while running over the barkeep.  SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!

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« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2013, 01:00:29 PM »

99 wallets went into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The wallets said no tip for you and shut him out.

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« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2013, 11:39:31 AM »

99 fireplaces walked into a bar one day.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  They asked what's stuffing up YOUR chimney?!

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« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2013, 10:39:35 AM »

99 airplanes flew into a bar...there's now a runway where the bar used to be.

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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2013, 03:16:16 PM »

99 hammer walked into a bar one day.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  They all shouted "STOP, Hammer Time!"

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« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2013, 08:36:54 PM »

99 Moose walked into a Canadian bar.  The next day the bar had 99 antler trophies.

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« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2013, 12:50:49 PM »

99 horses walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The horses asked why he had to say "neigh" to them!

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« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2013, 04:18:30 AM »

99 lightsabres walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  They fought back...but never sliced first!

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« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2014, 04:27:10 AM »

99 reindeer walked into a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The reindeer sleighed him.

Also try: figure skaters
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« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2014, 10:32:20 PM »

99 figure skaters entered a bar.  Barkeep said you didn't get a good score to come in.  The 99 figure skaters launched a protest because he was so judgemental.

Try: Goats
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