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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2008, 10:31:40 PM »

Vegetables

Men: Take up valuable space on the plate that could hold more meat!

Women: If only the cucumbers vibrated.....


Computers
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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2008, 04:49:04 PM »

Computers

Women: Emails, chats, writing...

Men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN69fjk8Chs
Nuff said if you see the video!  ^_^

So on that note:

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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2008, 08:50:29 AM »

*laughing* Nice vid haru!

Porn

Women - Can be useful to get him aroused occasionally.

Men - Give me more!

Next topic: Online shoppingg
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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2008, 03:46:02 AM »

On line shopping

Women - oh look, shoes!

Men - its shipped in a brown wrapped parcel




Next topic - Car maintenance
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2008, 08:34:49 AM »

Car Maintenance

Men - I can save money if I do it myself! (Followed by several hours of swearing and muttering)

Women - Cars need maintenance?


Fishing
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2008, 09:43:31 AM »

Fishing

Men - The great outdoors, beers and buddies on a weekend.

Women - Men out of the house, time to "fish" for those fishnets for his return.  Wink

Stockings
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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2008, 01:06:23 AM »

Stockings

Men - those soft silky sheer leggings women all ache to wear in any season. Including the height of summer at 100 F

Women - Dang I forgot to shave my legs. "Where are my stockings"?

Next Topic - Lipstick.

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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2008, 09:50:37 AM »

Lipstick

Men - Looks good. Tastes horrible.

Women - Ooooo! Where did she get that color?


Next topic - Haircuts
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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2008, 07:55:23 PM »

Haircuts

Men - wash cut style $20.00

Women - wash cut style $250.00


Gardening
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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2008, 09:46:15 AM »

Gardening

Women - Got to prune the flowers, tend the tomatoes, water the bushes...

Men - WOOHOO!  Here I go on my riding lawn mower!

Cars
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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2008, 05:53:38 PM »

Cars

Women - used for transportation of many things - children, pets, groceries, and the occasional lunch with friends

Men - how fast will it go?

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« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2008, 01:30:26 AM »

Broadway musicals

Women - Ooo Hugh Jackman sings as well!!

Men - when is the intermission so I can get a drink!



Card games
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« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2008, 09:35:38 AM »

Card games

Women - A great time to gossip.

Men -  A great time to lose money, drink beers and smoke cigars.



Cell phones
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2008, 08:24:22 PM »

Cell phones ( Or mobiles - kind of freaks me out to think of my cells calling each other btw)

Women - what colour does it come in?

Men - Lots of techno mumbo jumbo before they purchase... pixel size of camera, memory etc



Postal Services
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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2008, 09:37:43 AM »

Postal Services

Women - Great for birthday cards, holiday cards, etc. etc.

Men - Is my Playboy here yet?


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