Genres: Humor
Other Results: 2 Series
Stories
Bad Choice by dragoon811 Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When the God of Sex decides he wants to retire, Severus Snape is probably not the best choice - but he's the only one.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9038 Read Count: 123
[Report This] Published: 03/30/2016 Updated: 03/30/2016
Out of Practice by dragoon811 Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary:
Severus Snape is not one for Christmas...or rather, he hadn't been until now.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3800 Read Count: 288
[Report This] Published: 02/03/2016 Updated: 03/30/2016
First Impressions by dragoon811 Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The first time Severus meets Hermione's extended family... at a holiday party, no less.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Dr. Granger (father), Dr. Granger (mother), Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1844 Read Count: 197
[Report This] Published: 02/03/2016 Updated: 03/30/2016
A Tangled Tale by dragoon811 Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Thanks to Ron, Hermione accidentally puts on an enchanted ring. Thankfully, Severus Snape is there to sort things out. Complete.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13771 Read Count: 461
[Report This] Published: 02/03/2016 Updated: 03/30/2016
The Man's Talk by Savva Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: One werewolf, one Animagus, one vintage bottle of Firewhisky and one hell of a problem. Love, friendship. Eventually Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger via Sirius Black's helping hand. Humour/Romance. AU. OOC
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Hermione Granger, Remus John Lupin
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3095 Read Count: 31
[Report This] Published: 11/15/2015 Updated: 12/16/2015
Remedial Transfiguration by dragoon811 Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A first date, Death Eaters, a spell gone wrong, and a cat. What more needs to be said? (Originally written for the 2015 SSHG Promptfest.)
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6683 Read Count: 128
[Report This] Published: 12/01/2015 Updated: 12/16/2015
Time for a Change by Savva Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He, Draco Malfoy, sat there, in his flat, shirtless, restless and already extremely randy, counting seconds before the witch would show up on his threshold. He was pathetically in love with her. That much was obvious even to him. Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Romance/Humor. AU. EWE. One-shot.
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1545 Read Count: 44
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 12/16/2015
Summary: This is a response to a WIKTT challenge - Snape is married to someone else and Hermione wants him. Complete.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1541 Read Count: 162
[Report This] Published: 11/15/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
The Hunt for Hermione by aprilgrey Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Hermione's gone and it's Snape's fault. HG/SS, RL/OC.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Female Character, Remus John Lupin, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23540 Read Count: 302
[Report This] Published: 11/15/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
Snape Redux by aprilgrey Rated: Explicit half-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Starts after Half Blood Prince. Snape finds that he needs the bushy haired one's help. Spoilers for book six.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: BDSM
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drama, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 73498 Read Count: 1566
[Report This] Published: 11/09/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
Slytherin Ways II by aprilgrey Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Suggested by two fans, this is Hermione's POV of what happened in Slytherin Ways. Still dark, hopefully of interest.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Plot? What Plot?, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4738 Read Count: 74
[Report This] Published: 11/09/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
Slytherin Ways by aprilgrey Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Snape's planned seduction goes awry. One Shot, Dark, not romantic, black comedy.

Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Plot? What Plot?
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2881 Read Count: 141
[Report This] Published: 11/09/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
Dreidel, Dreidel by aprilgrey Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This was for the Severus Festivus Challenge at Veresnas Veneries. It's a Christmas story.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1212 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: 11/14/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
And Then by aprilgrey Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 1]
Summary: HG/SS It's a one shot, 550 word short, short. Nothing earth shattering, just a little something to read. I hope you enjoy it.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 620 Read Count: 150
[Report This] Published: 11/15/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
A Delicate Obsession by aprilgrey Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Snape's in love - too bad it's with an illusion. HG/SS, Romance with angst and humor.
Categories: Obscurus Books > April Grey, The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 45744 Read Count: 1789
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2015 Updated: 12/03/2015
Summary: Teddy isn't allowed to write smut by herself. This is why.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: Heterosexual
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Challenge fic, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 288 Read Count: 57
[Report This] Published: 09/22/2015 Updated: 11/15/2015
Summary: She warned him of the evil that lies within.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196 Read Count: 180
[Report This] Published: 09/22/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Summary: "Do not fear, Miss Granger! Your saviour is on his way," he roared to the damsel and with a rakish swirl of his white batiste shirt plunged down from the window. Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger. AU, OOC, EWE. Parody/Humour/Romance. Best Comedy in the Lucius Malfoy Category, 2013 Fall/Winter Round HP Fan Fic Fan Poll Awards on Live Journal.
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Content Notes: Ignore Epilogue, OOC
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1299 Read Count: 13
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Put a Sock in It! by Savva Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Do House-Elves really want to be free? Hermione Granger is about to find out. A tale about elves, socks and silver knickers. Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy. Romance/Humour . AU. EWE. Rated for innuendoes only.
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2147 Read Count: 12
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Snapey Went A Courting by aprilgrey Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 0]
Summary: There's only one Witch for Snape, unfortunately she hates him!
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62228 Read Count: 1259
[Report This] Published: 11/10/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Mirror, Mirror by aprilgrey Rated: Explicit starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: With a tip of the hat to the Mirror, Mirror episode of Star Trek: Snape finds himself in an alternate universe and needs Hermione to help him find his way back.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Suspense/Mystery
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57370 Read Count: 821
[Report This] Published: 11/09/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Calling Dr. Granger by aprilgrey Rated: Restricted [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This is a darkfic spin off of Mirror, Mirror. There is character death, mention of suicide, and torture. Not my usual, although there is a little bit of humor here and there. Oh, and there's lemons! It was completely AU when I wrote it and it's AU now.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Content Notes: Character Death (major), Torture
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Dark fic, Drama, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20622 Read Count: 134
[Report This] Published: 11/09/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Summary: Forced marriage doesn't work with Hermione Granger. The Malfoy men learned it the hard way. AU. EWE. A Marriage Law Fic. Rated for a situation only
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1345 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 11/03/2015
Summer Rain by Savva Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Peculiar things can happen during summer rains. Collection of drabbles.
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2394 Read Count: 21
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 11/03/2015
Delicate by Savva Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 1]
Summary: To all those brilliant mathematicians, physicists and other scientists out there, who are almost always eccentric and sometimes just downright weird, but never the lesser men. Hermione Granger/Xenophilius Lovegood. EWE. AU. Romance
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Hermione Granger, Other Canon Character
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1880 Read Count: 14
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 11/03/2015
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