Genres: Humor
Other Results: 2 Series
Stories
If I said... by droxy Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Answer to GS100 challenge "Bad Pickup Lines." Fluffy fluff.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ignore After HBP
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, GS100, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 864 Read Count: 3490
[Report This] Published: 05/08/2012 Updated: 05/08/2012
Heroes Are All Wet by droxy Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Answer to the Snape Saves The Day challenge on GS100. Snape is soaking wet and he is not happy. Fluff.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drabble, GS100, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 832 Read Count: 3267
[Report This] Published: 05/08/2012 Updated: 05/08/2012
Early Recruiting by droxy Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Illustrated gift fiction for SC010F and Lola. A fangurl dreams Snape visits her, but he's just recruiting. Warnings for fluff and fluffy images.
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ignore After OotP
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1510 Read Count: 3981
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2012 Updated: 05/02/2012
Ashes to Ashes by droxy Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Response to the GS100 Couch Challenge. Severus really hates the couch.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ignore After HBP, Violence
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drabble, GS100, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 770 Read Count: 4785
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2012 Updated: 05/02/2012
A Lady Death Eater Has A Problem by droxy Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: My answer to the GS100 Marysue and Dialog Challenges. Droxy the Death Eater Mod has to deal with the antics of Hermione and Severus. Drabble Series.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Female Character, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drabble, GS100, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1525 Read Count: 384
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2012 Updated: 05/02/2012
Is There a Britpicker in the House! by darklotus Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry Potter with an Australian flavour. Blame it on a moment of insanity. A Harry Potter scene with the Golden Trio during DH... in Aussie slang. A standard English translation is provided for those who want/need it. Hope you get a laugh!
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 996 Read Count: 42
[Report This] Published: 04/11/2012 Updated: 04/11/2012
Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed by Merrymoll Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Snape is found out as a Spy, and Lucius Malfoy helps him escape. Stuck at Hogwarts and bored, our lads get drunk and decide to get a tattoo to cover up their Dark Marks. Drunken apparition, Glaswegian Muggle Tattooists, Road Trips and misadventures ensue.
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix Black-Lestrange, Filius Flitwick, Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Madam Poppy Pomfrey, Minerva McGonagall, Narcissa Black-Malfoy, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Heterosexual, OFC, OMC, Oral Sex, Violence
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9629 Read Count: 136
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2012 Updated: 04/11/2012
Hurrah for the Pirate King by peskipiksi Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Hermione finds herself toying with the Patented Daydream Charm that Fred once gave her. What she discovers is beyond even her wildest dreams.


Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1992 Read Count: 1570
[Report This] Published: 04/02/2012 Updated: 04/02/2012
More Mayhem at the Ministry by peskipiksi Rated: Conservative starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Ministry is overrun by Pygmy Puffs.
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Jane Umbridge
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Challenge fic, Drabble, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 1865
[Report This] Published: 02/28/2012 Updated: 02/28/2012
Bottle-Severus by Jeanette Rated: Explicit starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Companion story to LadyOfTheMasque "Bottle (Hermione)" Which can be found at Ashwinder.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ambigious Consent, Heterosexual, Oral Sex
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Plot? What Plot?, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8300 Read Count: 600
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2011 Updated: 05/23/2011
Black's Worst Memory by ItrustSeverus Rated: Provocative starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: We've already discovered Snape's worst memory, but... what if Sirius Black's worst memory was the same one?
Categories: The Black Book, The Red Book
Characters: Severus Snape, Sirius Black
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 403 Read Count: 194
[Report This] Published: 01/06/2011 Updated: 01/06/2011
In Spirit by Ariadne Rated: Restricted starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Seven years after the final battle: Severus is neither here nor there - and is apparently unwanted, dead or alive, until a small black kitten pins his cloak to a cobblestone. Hermione learns that now and then life rests on the flip of a friendly coin. Does love have the power to cancel time? Only the cats know for sure, and they can't talk. Winner: Best WIP; Runner-up: Humour: MPP Round 4; Winner: Best Original Character(s), 2009 OWL Awards.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1789 Read Count: 97
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2010 Updated: 11/06/2010
Rented Memories by Jinxie Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: After reading a good review of a Memory, Ron decides to rent it, not realising just who stars in it. AU, story told mostly through HP & RW POV.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Dolores Jane Umbridge, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Humiliation, Voyeurism
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 651 Read Count: 720
[Report This] Published: 10/17/2010 Updated: 10/17/2010
Another dark star shineth by Alabaster Princess Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Past Featured StoryA young Auror is invited to Grimmauld place to join the Order. there she finds the father she thought was dead and the lover she left behind. How will she cope with both men in her life and the complications they bring?
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix Black-Lestrange, Bill Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Kreacher, Lord Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Madam Poppy Pomfrey, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Black-Malfoy, Nymphadora Tonks, Original Female Character, Peter Pettigrew, Remus John Lupin, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Abuse, BDSM, Bisexuality, Body Modification, D/s, DH Spoilers, Drug Abuse, Exhibitionism, Foul Language, Handjob/fingering, HBP Spoilers, Heterosexual, OFC, Pregnant, Spanking, Voyeurism, WIP
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 62 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 163433 Read Count: 5085
[Report This] Published: 09/01/2009 Updated: 09/29/2010
Knickers or Pants? by Jinxie Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A little accident leads to a set of unexpected and revealing conversations.


Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Female Character, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 311 Read Count: 2546
[Report This] Published: 09/25/2010 Updated: 09/25/2010
Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All by Prissz Rated: Explicit starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Adventures in the daily lives of Severus and Hermione Granger-Snape.  Like most memoirs, each chapter is a stand alone story and can be read out of order.  My chapters will have lots of humor. 


Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Exhibitionism, Masterbation, Oral Sex, Voyeurism
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8898 Read Count: 896
[Report This] Published: 05/20/2010 Updated: 05/22/2010
In the Dungeon Deep and Dark. by Alabaster Princess Rated: Explicit starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Professor Snape runs afoul of a band of Death Eaters after the war. A student stumbles in on the scene, changing both of their lives.


Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Original Female Character, Remus John Lupin, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ambigious Consent, Exhibitionism, Foul Language, Humiliation, Hurt/Comfort, Non-consensual Sex, OFC, Oral Sex, Virginity, Voyeurism, WIP
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Plot? What Plot?, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 42300 Read Count: 3067
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2009 Updated: 05/14/2010
The Wine of Life by BulletTimeScully Rated: Restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Two people, each wanting and needing the same thing, though neither one knows it yet. A story of life, love... and liquor!
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Original Female Character, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: DH Spoilers, Drug Abuse, Foul Language, HBP Spoilers, Heterosexual, OFC, Violence, WIP
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Angst, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Unresolved Sexual Tension
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1351 Read Count: 58
[Report This] Published: 05/01/2010 Updated: 05/01/2010
Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road by devsgma Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Darned Child and Devsgma have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy Potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathly Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: DH Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26374 Read Count: 660
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2009 Updated: 03/26/2010
All Lathered Up and Nowhere to Go by voxangelus Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 3]
Summary:  The house-elves are busy, and things are neglected. Whatever shall a Potions master in need of a shampoo do? 
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: General, Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1308 Read Count: 589
[Report This] Published: 02/07/2010 Updated: 02/07/2010
The Courting of Hermione by voxangelus Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 2]
Summary: GS100 Regency Challenge - swooning maidens, dall dark Potions masters, ooh la la!
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Dr. Granger (father), Dr. Granger (mother), Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2791 Read Count: 7422
[Report This] Published: 02/07/2010 Updated: 02/07/2010
An Unexpected Turn of Events by voxangelus Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Hermione defeats the Dark Lord and reaps all the benefits of doing so. 
Categories: The Little Green Book, The SSHG Exchange > Winter 2007
Characters: Hermione Granger, Remus John Lupin, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ménage à trois, Multiple partners , Oral Sex, Shoes/Clothing
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Crackfic, Humor, Menage a trois, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7887 Read Count: 2741
[Report This] Published: 02/07/2010 Updated: 02/07/2010
Patronus Ceremony by teshara Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Draco’s 18th birthday holds many surprises for him. A few shared Dirigible plums and an accidental discovery open up a whole new path for Draco and Harry on the cusp of adulthood.
Categories: The Red Book > Wizards Only
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Slash, UST
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Challenge fic, General, Humor, Romance, Slash, Unresolved Sexual Tension
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 63
[Report This] Published: 02/07/2010 Updated: 02/07/2010
Regrets, Remorse and Resurrection by magdalena Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Severus Snape has lived in seclusion for the past twenty years, separate from the rest of the Wizarding world, in self imposed isolation. Now, he's been tracked down by Hermione Granger with a message and request from and old colleague.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4704 Read Count: 452
[Report This] Published: 01/21/2010 Updated: 01/21/2010
Christmas' Never Realized by sevibaby Rated: Explicit starstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Severus is given glimpses of one possible future.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Character Death (major), DH Spoilers, Hurt/Comfort, Voyeurism
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Tragedy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3062 Read Count: 1031
[Report This] Published: 01/03/2010 Updated: 01/03/2010
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