Genres: Parody
Other Results: 1 Series
Stories
Summary: "Do not fear, Miss Granger! Your saviour is on his way," he roared to the damsel and with a rakish swirl of his white batiste shirt plunged down from the window. Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger. AU, OOC, EWE. Parody/Humour/Romance. Best Comedy in the Lucius Malfoy Category, 2013 Fall/Winter Round HP Fan Fic Fan Poll Awards on Live Journal.
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ignore Epilogue, OOC
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1299 Read Count: 23
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2015 Updated: 11/10/2015
Hermione Granger's Diary by sevisnape Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Hermione Granger's life as a teacher, but Bridget Jones style.
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: Hermione Granger
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 278 Read Count: 1198
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2015 Updated: 10/07/2015
What would you do? by sevisnape Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: PARODY SONG of city high's 'what would you do', what is hermione doing at a death eater party? sever snape asks her
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Angst, Filk, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 584 Read Count: 23
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2015 Updated: 10/05/2015
Don't make me get mean by sevisnape Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: a filk song to don't let me get me its snape singing it
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 173 Read Count: 1164
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2015 Updated: 09/17/2015
Azkaban Cell Block Tango by sevisnape Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The title says it all really.
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 818 Read Count: 1518
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2015 Updated: 09/17/2015
Any Charm Will Do by sevisnape Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He He this is a parody song to anydream will do! oh please read i bet you know the tune and will sing along! go on please!
Categories: The Encyclopædia
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 998
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2015 Updated: 09/14/2015
Summary: Hermione defeats the Dark Lord and reaps all the benefits of doing so. 
Categories: The Little Green Book, The SSHG Exchange > Winter 2007
Characters: Hermione Granger, Remus John Lupin, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ménage à trois, Multiple partners , Oral Sex, Shoes/Clothing
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Crackfic, Humor, Menage a trois, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7887 Read Count: 2738
[Report This] Published: 02/07/2010 Updated: 02/07/2010
Summary: Snape. And redemption. And Poe.
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: General, Parody, Poetry, Vingette
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 569 Read Count: 1706
[Report This] Published: 10/12/2009 Updated: 10/12/2009
Kiss Me, Severus by neelix Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A poem. Tongue in cheek.
Categories: The Potions Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Heterosexual
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Poetry, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 112
[Report This] Published: 09/05/2009 Updated: 09/05/2009
A Formidable Adversary by Mystress_Kenobi Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Past Featured StoryInspired by the MLC. Hermione and Severus have been living companionably for two years and news of the dissolution of the ML have them both excited. All that's left for them to do is divvy up their collections, but that might be easier said than done.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: Marriage Law
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15918 Read Count: 2592
[Report This] Published: 07/13/2009 Updated: 07/26/2009
Summary: Seamus Finnegan recounts his life as The Boy Who Lived
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Aberforth Dumbledore, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Arabella Figg, Argus Filch, Arthur Weasley, Bartemius Crouch Jr., Bartemius Crouch Sr., Bellatrix Black-Lestrange, Bill Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Cedric Diggory, Charlie Weasley, Cho Chang, Colin Creevey, Cornelius Fudge, Dean Thomas, Dennis Creevey, Dobby, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Eileen Prince, Theodore Nott, Fat Lady, Fenrir Greyback, Filius Flitwick, Firenze, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, Gabrielle Dalacour, George Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart, Ginny Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbot, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Igor Karkaroff, James Potter, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lavender Brown, Lee Jordan, Lily Evans-Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Madam Irma Pince, Madam Poppy Pomfrey, Madam Rosmerta, Marcus Flint, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley, Mr. Ollivander, Mundungus "Dung" Fletcher, Narcissa Black-Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Other Canon Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Parvati Patil, Penelope Clearwater, Percy Weasley, Perenelle Flamel, Peter Pettigrew, Petunia Evans-Dursley, Phineas Nigellus Black, Pomona Sprout, Quirrell, Regulus Black, Remus John Lupin, Rita Skeeter, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rolanda Hooch, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Rufus Scrimgeour, Salazar Slytherin, Seamus Finnigan, Septima Vector, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porptington
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Ambigious Consent, Bisexuality, Character Death (major), Foul Language, Heterosexual, Hurt/Comfort, Ménage à trois, Mind Control/Hypnosis, Multiple partners , Oral Sex, Sexual Toys, Slash, Torture, UST, Vampire, Violence, Wet Dream, WIP
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Dark fic, Drama, FemSlash, Friendship, General, Parody, Slash, Suspense/Mystery, Unresolved Sexual Tension
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 748 Read Count: 57
[Report This] Published: 11/12/2008 Updated: 11/12/2008
Summary: By poe_momm.  Faced with the rise of a new Dark Lord, Kingley Shackleboat (the new MoM), forced to use Muggle-air flight, ropes Hermione Granger into retrieving Snape from semi-exile.
Categories: The SSHG Exchange > Winter 2006
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Character Death (major), Character Death (minor)
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8254 Read Count: 1343
[Report This] Published: 10/12/2008 Updated: 10/13/2008
Summary:

by starmom.  A story of food and passion, in which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to drop off the end of the earth into Silly Alternative Universe Land. Just ? er ? go with it. A pinch of parody. A dash of clich?. Toss in a few OC?s and stir well. Serve hot.  *
 


Categories: The SSHG Exchange > Summer 2007
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11779 Read Count: 247
[Report This] Published: 10/09/2008 Updated: 10/09/2008
Nappies of Courage by Hawklaw Rated: Restricted starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A loving parody of Wendynat's Cloaks of Courage, done with her permission. What would happen if Severus and Hermione had a child while subject to the Call of the Blood. COMPLETE -- and really squicky. M/F,BDSM
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: BDSM
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6911 Read Count: 1366
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 10/08/2008
Down the Ferret-Hole by mundungus42 Rated: Provocative starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An prophetic dream leaves Hemione tantalizing answers to the questions she never thought to ask. WIKTT Wonderland Challenge. (Post-HBP)
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: HBP Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Challenge fic, Crossover, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9035 Read Count: 495
[Report This] Published: 05/30/2007 Updated: 10/07/2008
Summary:

by zambonigirl.

Severus and Hermione team together for a mandatory Hogwart's Professor's Camping Trip, where everything is more than meets the eye. *


Categories: The SSHG Exchange > Summer 2007
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10653 Read Count: 156
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2008 Updated: 10/05/2008
Vacation by JaneceMorrighan Rated: Explicit starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Three sisters embark on a very pleasurable vacation indeed! Severus, Remus, Lucius, Draco, and Sirius. Can it get any hotter? *Joint runner up in the Courage/Best Extreme Fic Category in round five of the Multifaceted Awards!*
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Original Female Character, Remus John Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: HBP Spoilers, OotP Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Menage a trois, Parody, Plot? What Plot?
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24901 Read Count: 1036
[Report This] Published: 01/22/2007 Updated: 06/16/2007
To Make Much of Time by mundungus42 Rated: Restricted starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crackfic, Friendship, Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33350 Read Count: 4676
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2007 Updated: 06/06/2007
Summary: Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living. Sequel to "Down the Ferret Hole." (Post-HBP)
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: Drug Abuse, OotP Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Angst, Challenge fic, Crackfic, Crossover, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15834 Read Count: 450
[Report This] Published: 05/30/2007 Updated: 05/30/2007
Summary: Third installment in the ?Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.? (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it?s going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus and Hermione?s wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements?whom would they deputize?
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Dr. Granger (father), Dr. Granger (mother), Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Nymphadora Tonks, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: HBP Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74940 Read Count: 1388
[Report This] Published: 03/31/2007 Updated: 03/31/2007
Annoying Professor Snape by nmagelet Rated: Conservative starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 12]
Summary: The original Annoying Professor Snape. The war is over and it's Hermione's seventh year. Insanity ensues when she accepts a Challenge.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: OotP Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7596 Read Count: 12651
[Report This] Published: 03/07/2007 Updated: 03/17/2007
The Eve of Battle by snarkypants Rated: Provocative starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: It's the night before the final battle, and all of Hogwarts has paired off to enjoy what may be their only chance at romance and/or nooky. All, that is, except for two...
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 248 Read Count: 468
[Report This] Published: 03/14/2007 Updated: 03/14/2007
The Ring on Her Finger by dracontia Rated: Provocative starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What?s in an engagement ring? Love? Commitment? Maybe even a touch of destiny? A companion piece to the story, ?Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey,? though it is not necessary to have read any part of that series to follow this story.
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Menage a trois, Parody, Plot? What Plot?, Poetry, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6300 Read Count: 360
[Report This] Published: 01/21/2007 Updated: 01/21/2007
Summary: Sequel to ?Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.? Hermione mistakes Severus? intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it?s Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluff, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41512 Read Count: 1423
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2007 Updated: 01/21/2007
Summary: Hermione and Lavender find out there are more pressing matters in the world besides Ron when Death Eaters capture them.


Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Aberforth Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Parody, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10350 Read Count: 1635
[Report This] Published: 10/17/2006 Updated: 12/14/2006
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