Penname: Hayseed [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 08/05/2006
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Stories by Hayseed
Seven Habits of Highly Hateful People by SSHG Exchange Mod, Hayseed Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A post-DH situation comedy about beer, gun-wielding maniacs, and Snape's cock.
Categories: The SSHG Exchange > Winter 2007
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22459 Read Count: 3627
[Report This] Published: 09/02/2019 Updated: 09/02/2019
Toby Snape and the Wholly Holy Hideout by SSHG Exchange Mod, Hayseed Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dibley may not have been his first choice of places to live, but Toby has been adjusting as best as can be expected under the circumstances. Unfortunately, circumstances have a nasty habit of changing, and not always for the better. A crossover that is obvious in retrospect. By Hayseed for FemmeQuixotic
Categories: The Little Green Book, The SSHG Exchange > Winter 2008
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14602 Read Count: 5313
[Report This] Published: 05/22/2017 Updated: 05/22/2017
When Bad Things Happen To Good Potions Masters by Hayseed Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Never engage in a high-stakes tiddlywinks game with Albus Dumbledore unless you are prepared to accept the consequences.
Categories: WIKtT, Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: Drunks
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4286 Read Count: 105
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
The Slytherin, the Gryffindor, and the Wardrobe by Hayseed Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Severus Snape learns that keeping a man-eating wardrobe in your office is not necessarily the best of ideas, although it sometimes does lead to rather pleasant consequences.
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3016 Read Count: 100
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
The Dangerous Consequences of Pillow Talk by Hayseed Rated: Mature [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron's been a bad, bad boy, and for that, Severus decides that he's got to die. Slowly. Preferably with a fork sticking out of one eye. Completed: 18 Jun 2004
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7217 Read Count: 122
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
Ordinary People by Hayseed Rated: Provocative starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: How do you go about life when you're one of the ordinary looking people? A SS/HG romance that strives for realism.
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94406 Read Count: 6997
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
In Which Voldemort Dies... by Hayseed Rated: Conservative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Someone tries to fulfill their "Final Battle" story requirement with disastrous results.
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3187 Read Count: 1029
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
Dastardly Schemes and Drastic Measures by Hayseed Rated: Explicit [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years.  When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it.   Contains the stories: Just Lie Back and Think of Switzerland, What Does Quidditch Have to Do With It, and When Fiji Mermaids Attack
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37417 Read Count: 444
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
Dark Gods in the Blood by Hayseed Rated: Restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A wandering student comes home, a broken man pays his penance, and a gruesome murder is both more and less than it seems.  Some paths to self-discovery have more twists and turns than others.
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: None
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 115461 Read Count: 1439
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016
The Secret Lives of Librarians by SSHG Exchange Mod, Hayseed Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: By Hayseed. Ron and Harry are dying to know what Hermione is doing receiving soppy, poetry-filled love letters from a man named Tobias, but what they ought to be asking themselves is why she's calling herself Eileen in her equally soppy replies. Written for Clannadlvr for the Summer 2006 Fic Exchange.
Categories: The SSHG Exchange > Summer 2006
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: HBP Spoilers
Contest Entry: None
Genres: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20942 Read Count: 1398
[Report This] Published: 10/02/2008 Updated: 10/03/2008
The Beast of Hogwarts by Hayseed Rated: Conservative starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: [Complete] A young girl finds herself lost in a forest and happens upon an old man who, in traditional fairy tale style, strikes a cryptic bargain with her.
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed, The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Friendship, General
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3539 Read Count: 2004
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
The Affairs of Dragons by Hayseed Rated: Mature [Reviews - 0]
Summary: [Complete] A story in which the brave hero may or may not rescue the possibly beautiful damsel in distress, who, in turn, may or may not bestow her (potentially ample) favor upon him. And maybe, just maybe, there's not really a hero at all... Pre-SS/HG
Categories: The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: General
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12275 Read Count: 263
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
Rosemary for Remembrance by Hayseed Rated: Restricted [Reviews - 0]
Summary: [Complete] A battle won is often also a battle lost. In these cases, faith is hard to come by. NOTE: Rating is for descriptions of violence, not sex
Categories: Obscurus Books > Hayseed, The Little Green Book
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Angst, General
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3297 Read Count: 144
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
Getting the Hang of Thursdays by Hayseed Rated: Restricted starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: [Complete] A good day goes bad and then gets far worse than Severus could ever have imagined. Again and again and again. Inspired by the WIKTT Time-Loop Challenge.
Categories: The Little Green Book, Obscurus Books > Hayseed
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
WIKtT Challenge: Time Loop
Content Notes: Character Death (major)
Contest Entry: None
Genres: Challenge fic, Drama, Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 92134 Read Count: 9220
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
Belief in Blurred Lines by Hayseed Rated: Provocative [Reviews - 0]
Summary: [Complete] Draco Malfoy does not believe in anything.
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Draco Malfoy
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: General
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1403 Read Count: 125
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
A Machiavellian Apology by Hayseed Rated: Provocative starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Past Featured Story[Complete] Draco Malfoy ruminates on the state of his affairs.
Categories: The Compendium
Characters: Draco Malfoy
WIKtT Challenge: None
Content Notes: None
Contest Entry: None
Genres: General
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2101 Read Count: 237
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
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