Date: 09/27/2011 01:06 am Title: The Reluctant Highlander
"FUCK!" LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
Date: 10/04/2009 08:56 pm Title: Chapter 8
"At least no one at Hogwarts would be able to find out about it-that was his sole consolation." I can tell how much Minerva and Albus laugh over his 'problematic' situation and I grinned like mad ]:)
Date: 10/04/2009 08:26 pm Title: Chapter 5
Ok, Harry and Ron will do something REALLY bad, I can feel it xD Poor Dumbledore- he really should die from heart-attack xD
Date: 10/04/2009 08:07 pm Title: Chapter 2
I'm laughing so hard that I barely find way to express myself xD Snape in kilt! Snape with hairs to waist, beard and moustache! xD
[Report This]Date: 10/31/2008 09:56 pm Title: Chapter 3
You got me snickering around and under the kilt. Most inspired writing.
[Report This]Date: 08/31/2008 03:18 am Title: Epilogue
Oh, do you have a tissue? That was just so beautiful!
[Report This]Date: 08/31/2008 01:31 am Title: Chapter 2
OMG!!!! I just loved Karen Marie Moning's novels. I think that this story will be absolutely amazing.
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 06:43 am Title: Epilogue
As her eyes slid across the other young wizards at the Slytherin table, she suddenly saw Valen Malfoy wink sexily at her. (Mmmm)
... She peered through her long eyelashes to see Val now levitating the hashbrowns over to the Hufflepuff table to deposit them on Ivan Finnigan's head. ... (Bad boy, /grin)
Valen Malfoy had been spied inserting his hand into the upper portion of his shirt and thumping his chest to mime the beating of his heart for her while the triplets laughed uproariously. (a charmer, /wink)
Cute, I love it =D
Fantastic story!!!
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 05:47 am Title: Chapter 19
Ivana Shagalot (cousin to Ivana Humpalot?) /wink
I'm a baaddd boy....Too funny.
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 05:18 am Title: Chapter 18
...there were definite advantages to being "teacher's pet," she thought-.being bent over his desk and impaled lustily during class-breaks, having screaming orgasms in the Staff Room and this was only one more; she was currently being thoroughly shagged under the Quidditch stands. ...
/cry, Wahhh, I want to be Hermione!
;D
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 04:53 am Title: Chapter 12
Hermione ... was suddenly overcome by a wave of homesickness as she saw one of the shepherd's boys race out to the barn with his tiny cat in hot pursuit. She wondered if Crookshanks had any idea where his mistress was, the poor thing. "I miss my pussy," she lamented.
"So do I," Severus said rather wistfully
She barely refrained from slapping him. "All you ever want to do is snog and shag," she accused instead, signaling him to put her down.
OMFG /laughing uproariously(5:29am)
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 04:52 am Title: Chapter 17
OMG, I have never laughed so hard as I had while reading this story...THANK YOU!
;D
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 04:35 am Title: Chapter 16
"Marry me," he gasped.
...
"Of course I will, who could pass up the chance to be Mrs. Greasy Git?"
I LOVE this story! :-)
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 04:16 am Title: Chapter 15
how would YOU feel if you'd been dosed with Aphrimoria, flung out of a cave, and then into the air over Hogwarts to barely escape being buggered by Gryffindor Tower?!?!?!?"
/giggle /smirk
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 03:54 am Title: Chapter 14
/GROWL, Draco Malfoy MUST get castrated!
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 03:13 am Title: Chapter 11
"Severus, are you all right?" she asked concernedly, touching his cheek. He rolled his head to look at her.
"I was thinking-if I haven't gotten you pregnant yet, this time ought to have done it," he said softly. ...
"Um. If we were to-make a little Snape, what would you think of that?" she looked away and cringed slightly in anticipation of his anger. ...
"If that were to happen-I wouldn't mind," he said calmly. "Of course, we'd need to test any possible child by borrowing the Sorting Hat and placing it on your stomach-if it's a Gryffindor, we might as well drown it at birth." ...
"Something about being foiled again-? ...
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ROTFLMAO, I love the comedy woven into this story, brilliantily done. I also feel the need to express to you my heart felt gratitude for your marvelously written erotic/sex scenes, YUMMMMM, damn I wish that I were Hermione, lucky lady, /wink, /knudge....(5:13am)
;D
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 02:44 am Title: Chapter 10
Silence reigned as the two professors caught up on things.
Silence almost reigned.
"Oh."
"Oh!"
"Well."
"Hmmm."
"My stars and spangles!"
"Tea and crumpets, that's quite something!"
"Hasn't changed a bit-."
The Book fell to the desk with a thud, and Albus turned slowly to look at the Head of Gryffindor House incredulously. "Pardon me?" he said politely.
Minerva turned pink. "Nothing."
/smirk uh-huh, who's the naughty teacher then, LOL.
If anyone else knew what had been happening in this bedchamber, the House of Slytherin might never recover from it. She knew Severus definitely wouldn't-he'd have all the seventh year girls from each House pounding on his door for their turn.
"Who taught you that particular wrist-motion? You do realize that I'll have to send him a letter of gratitude," he said slyly, and waited.
Hermione giggled. "You mean, you want to know who my first was?"
"If you don't want to tell me, that's fine-but if his last name begins with either a "P" or "W," I'll cast the Killing Curse on myself -and then on you, for being Unforgivably stupid." Severus stilled his hand on her skin. "Please don't tell me it was Flitwick."
She threw a pillow at him. "No! It was Hagrid," she teased just to see his eyes widen.
LOL
"Severus."
"Hunh?" ...
"So who was yours? Your first, I mean." ...
"There was Ogden's involved, and I was young as well as impressionable. ..."In my sixth year, I had detention with my Transfiguration teacher. ...
... "Transfi-ohmigod, McGONAGALL????????"
... looking extremely uncomfortable. "I said there was a bottle of Ogden's laying around," he said defensively.
OMG, too funny, and then the last two line, /snicker.
Dumbledore turned to Minerva slowly, agape. "Minnie!"
Professor Minerva McGonagall gave Albus her best "Bambi-eyes' to date. "What?"
OMG, I'm dying here, /laughing so hard trying not to wake the kids or the neighbors (seeing as it is now 4:45am).
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 02:12 am Title: Chapter 9
Mmmmm, I love dessert ;D
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 01:58 am Title: Chapter 8
Every single one of his attempts at sneaking Hermione off alone had failed miserably ... someone was forever interrupting, meddling, and generally making a nuisance of themselves. It might not have been so bad if he'd actually managed to have a proper wank session, but of course (how he hated those words!) all his attempts at some solo work had met with disaster in all the most appalling ways possible.
... now had the reputation of being not only a perverted lecher who couldn't keep his tartan about his knees, he was a pedophile with a keen interest in bestiality. The maids who had been sighing and swooning over him now giggled behind their hands and pointed with an occasional mooing sound. The shepherds even made a special point of herding their flock away from him, obviously not wanting their precious sheep to be molested
OMG, ROTFLMAO
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 01:37 am Title: Chapter 7
The boys, Ron and Harry, messing with them was hilarious /giggle.
Oh, my God, (it's 3:36am) I'm going to wake my kids I'm laughing so hard...shhhh, LOL.
;D
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 01:18 am Title: Chapter 6
"Oh, in a hurry are we? Well, can't say as I blame you ... but this is brand new armor, you know, and the absolute dickens to remove quickly," he confided loudly. "But I'm sure I could speed it up if you are so anxious. I put in a special request for a "flap,' if you know what I mean." He winked at her.
failed to register the sounds of armor being removed until it was too late and Sir Gilderoy leaped on her like a niffler set loose in Gringotts. ... "GET OFF ME!" She screamed angrily. He took this as encouragement and began to hump her leg with gusto before he was lifted from atop her, his eyes squeezed tightly shut and hips still in motion. She ... dragged the back of her hand across her face to wipe away where he had been licking her zestfully.
LOL, Oh my God, what a perv! LOL
LOL, I love Adam's check list...too funny, LOL.
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 12:59 am Title: Chapter 5
LOL, can't leave until married or knocked-up, too funny, LOL!
I love your Author's Note at the end, LOL.
Chapter 6 here I come ;D
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 12:45 am Title: Chapter 4
OMFG...ROTFLMAO...I love the bath tub incident!
;D I dying to read the next chapter.
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 12:33 am Title: Chapter 3
;-D I LOVE this story!!
[Report This]Date: 08/01/2007 12:21 am Title: Chapter 2
Well done, BRAVO, I love the series by Karen Marie Moning too. ;-D
Too funny the bit with Gilderoy Lockhart at the beginning. And I love, "...he was overly hairy, and he needed a stiff drink. But he was going to throttle Hermione Granger ten ways from Sunday before he did anything else."